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PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

games, games peaked, long tail, long tail tags, Minecraft, peaked here, peaked.., pokemon, pokemon games, pokemon games peaked, smp, tags

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ores Mined:	9168	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Farms Harvested:	268	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4526	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	21

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4896	Potions Brewed:	177
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	882	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Animals Bred:	148
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?