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RocketRumbleMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own base and defend it from rocket attacks just like in real life!!! several US personnel got injured in a rocket attack on Iraq base but don’t worry, our server is way safer than that lol. join now and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz we’re just that generous. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and maybe u can become the ultimate rocket dodger in minecraft history! -
PutinCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the wild adventures of Putin and Assad in Syria! Build your own Russian base and watch out for surprise attacks just like in real life! Will you be able to defend against Ukraine’s sneaky moves? Join now for a chance to be a part of this insane battle for power and dominance! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
RostovRumbleCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up russian airfields with drones for fun! we got satellite images to prove it, bro! watch as we wreak havoc in Rostov Oblast and cause chaos like never before. join us for the ultimate thrill ride and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day, every day? join now and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world! -
FruitNinjaCraft
hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin! -
MineCraftMarriageMeltdown
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will make you forget all about real-life drama.Forget about forgetting your ID in your car, on our server you can forget about everything else and just focus on having a blast! Our community is so fun and friendly, you won’t even remember what it’s like to have a real argument with your spouse.
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like missing work because of a forgotten ID, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect escape where you can just relax and enjoy some epic gameplay without any real-life consequences.
So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the kind that comes from battling creepers and exploring new worlds!
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CraftyMissileDefenceBase
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we got a NATO missile defence base in Poland, ready to blast off any creepers tryna mess with our vibe!We got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by elite Minecraft soldiers armed with enchanted swords and bows.
Join us and be part of the most intense PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions and chaos everywhere! And don’t worry, our missile defence system is on point, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any unwanted guests crashing the party.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
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FinnCraft: NATO Land Command Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.
oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

