| Features | Fast travel through nether hub, central shopping district, community building, team projects/events |
|---|---|
| Server Info | 18+ only, Crossplay Bedrock and Java, no PvP/griefing/stealing |
| Community Culture | Active for 2+ years, diverse player age range, SFW |
| Plugins | Optional economy, jobs, veinminer plugins |
A: Please send a direct message to the server admin to join.
A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.
A: Yes, the server supports Crossplay between Bedrock and Java editions, allowing players on PC, Xbox, PlayStation, Switch, and mobile to join.
A: The server has rules against PvP, griefing, and stealing to maintain a friendly environment.
A: Players can use fast travel, trade in a central shopping district, build together as a community, and participate in team projects and events.
Join us and become a political mastermind, using your block-building prowess to outsmart world leaders and change the course of history. Who needs real-life politics when you can rule the virtual world with an iron pickaxe?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start making waves in the Minecraft political scene. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make headlines for toppling a government with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a dream.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.
Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?