So, like, imagine this server where Russian missiles hit a children’s hospital in Kyiv, but, like, it’s all good because we have, like, magical unicorns that can heal all the kids and make them invincible! And, like, 10 people around Ukraine were killed, but don’t worry, we have a secret potion that brings them back to life as zombie warriors to fight for our server! Join now for the craziest and most epic adventures ever, like, seriously dude, you won’t regret it!
