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CraftyDefenseUS

air defense battery, American troops, bolster defenses, CraftyDefenseUS, defense cooperation, defense reinforcement, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military assistance, military deployment, military support, missile defense, national security, regional stability, security alliance, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

aid, berlin, Berlin summit, Berlin visit, Chancellor Scholz, defense support, Diplomacy, european politics, germany, Germany military aid, Germany-Ukraine relations, international relations, Military, military aid, military assistance, political meetings, President Zelenskiy, Scholz, Scholzs, security cooperation, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiy visit, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4019
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Votes:	5210	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Missile Mayhem Minecraft

Allies, biden, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Iranian missiles, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military assistance, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense, missile threats, national security, Officials, SECURITY, us military

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mines Excavated:	1485
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Villages Defended:	16

so like, this server is so lit that even biden is like “yo, let’s help israel shoot down them iranian missiles on this server, it’s gonna be epic!” like, imagine building your own missile defense system and taking down those pesky missiles with your friends. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from biden himself for being a total boss on the battlefield. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid

aid, arms sales, biden, Bidens, defense assistance, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JSOW munitions, JSOWCraft, long-range munitions, military aid, military assistance, military support, missile technology, national security, strategic partnership, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US support, Usa, weapons supply

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so, like, this server is totally lit, bruh. we got like, long-range JSOW munitions and stuff. biden himself said it, man. like, we’re gonna blow stuff up in minecraft like never before. join us if you wanna see explosions and chaos everywhere. it’s gonna be epic, dude. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again, yo!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Approval, armored vehicles, Australia, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deliver, Diplomacy, downundercraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, M1A1 Abrams Tanks, Military, military assistance, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magic Items Found:	1204	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Animals Bred:	176	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

DownUnderTankWars

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, Australia, Conflict Resolution, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, DownUnderTankWars, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military equipment, military hardware, military support, military surplus, Plans, strategic partnership, Transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Potions Brewed:	137
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray news? australia is like, giving their old tanks to ukraine. like, imagine the chaos on this server, tanks everywhere blowing up blocks and stuff. you gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between aussie tanks and ukrainian mobs. it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, you can ride on top of the tanks and pretend you’re in a real war zone. join now before the tanks run out of fuel and explode in a fiery mess. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6328

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyUkraineAid700mil

aid, Assistance, blinken, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineAid700mil, Crisis, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, financial aid, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, long-range weapons, military assistance, Partnership, SECURITY, strategic alliance, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	2467	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Zombie Dances:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a bit of a pickle right now? well, our minecraft server is here to save the day with $700 million in aid! we’re not just sending food and water, oh no. we’re sending long-range weapons to help them fight off those pesky creepers and zombies. join our server and be a hero in the virtual world while helping out in the real world too! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines for all the right reasons? come join us and be a part of something epic!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

1. English-translated, 10. Google it, 11. FAQs, 12. Recommendations, 13. Useful Things, 14. Specific element, 15. Download Links, 16. Previous thread, 17. E-celeb shitposting, 18. Visual Novel General, 19. Second-hand Coochies Edition, 2. Japanese visual novels, 20. VN discussion., 3. Tech support, 4. Spoiler tags, 5. Plot spoilers, 6. Japanese locale, 7. Readme, 8. Error messages, 9. DeepL, Bootylicious, Minecraft, PixelPanties, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

anxiety, awkward, Body, Break, CHECK, checking out, Checkout, cigarette break, CLERK, Clerks, Crafty, customer service, decision, grocery, grocery store, ignore, impulse, juul, mental health, MERGE, Minecraft, Panic, Retail, Social Interaction, Store, TAKES, traffic, waved

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime industry, Anime Series, BUILD, character names, Characters, cultural references, Epic, fictional names, foreign language, German, German influence, german language, German names, Japanese culture, language diversity, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga industry, manga series, names, naming conventions, WienerCraft, worlds

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Votes:	8976
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

America, building, Celebrity, controversial verdict, courtroom drama, CraftyBlockz, criminal justice system, cultural phenomenon, famous trial, high profile case, historical significance, legal drama, Legal System, media circus, media coverage, Minecraft, OJ trial, public fascination, public interest, race relations, racial tensions, real, societal impact, Survival, trial, true crime

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Votes:	7858	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	152711
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Abuse, Bash, blocky, bully, bullying, Challenging, controversial content, CREEPERS, dark themes, emotional distress, female antagonists, immersive experience, intense gameplay, moral dilemmas, narrative driven, player choice, psychological horror, Revenge, sadistic women, Survival, Trauma, twisted storyline, video game, worries

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	810725
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	1197
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

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