so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got china and russia doin’ joint naval drills in the game, it’s like world peace up in here, man. and get dis, NATO allies be callin’ china a ukraine war enabler, but like, who cares when u can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ mobs with ur homies in dis server, amirite? so, like, join now and be part of dis crazy adventure, u won’t regret it, bro!
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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
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ChinaCraft: Maritime Security Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have joint military drills with russia to fight off the evil sea creatures that threaten our virtual world. we need all the help we can get to protect our precious pixels from the deep sea monsters. join now and be a hero in this virtual battle for maritime security! also, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so come on over and let’s fight off those pesky sea creatures together!
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NATOcraft Server: Unstoppable Ukraine
So like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. Plus, we have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and do epic quests together.But wait, there’s more! Our server is like, the gateway to another dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a secret training ground for future NATO members? Yeah, that’s right. Join us and you’ll be on the fast track to becoming a certified NATO badass. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epicness begin!
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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and like, fight zombies and stuff? well, on this server, we got NORTH KOREAN MILITARY TRAINERS teaming up with RUSSIA to, like, train players in epic battles and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, u gotta join and see it for urself. u can build bunkers and stuff and, like, learn military tactics from the pros. it’s gonna be, like, the most insane minecraft experience ever. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and poland have joined forces to create the most secure and fun gaming experience ever! we have crazy pvp battles where ukraine and poland fight side by side against creepers and zombies. our admins are like the secret service, always watching out for any hackers or griefers trying to ruin the fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and secret weapons. join now and be part of the epic alliance between ukraine and poland in minecraft!
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PolUkr Security Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where poland and ukraine have signed a security agreement to protect our precious diamonds and gold! we have epic battles and crazy adventures where you can ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while wearing a chicken suit! join now and be part of the most epic alliance in minecraft history! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, but shh, it’s a secret! so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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BidenCraft: Ukraine Strong
come join our epic minecraft server where we host the nato summit with joe biden to show STRONG support for Ukraine!!! we have epic battles with creepers and zombies to simulate real life war tactics. join us and be a part of history in the making!!! plus, joe biden will personally give you a virtual high five if you join. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to save the world, one block at a time.
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BorderBlockParty
come join our minecraft server where we have china and belarus holding anti-terror military drills on the polish border!!! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! join now for a chance to witness the most epic battles and alliances in minecraft history! plus, where else can you see pandas and potatoes teaming up to fight off the bad guys? only on our server, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
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BelarusCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where chinese military personnel arrive in belarus for joint exercises but end up building the most insane pixel art you’ve ever seen!!! we’ve got tanks made out of diamond blocks, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a giant statue of president xi jinping made entirely out of obsidian!!! join now to witness the chaos and destruction as these soldiers battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!!! plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite??? so what are you waiting for??? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server on the planet!!!
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CraftyNATO Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND RULE OUT BORING LAND-FOR-PEACE DEALS LIKE STOLTENBERG. WE DON’T NEED NO NATO HERE, JUST CRAZY BUILDERS AND EPIC ADVENTURES. COME BUILD A CASTLE AND DECLARE WAR ON THE CREEPERS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!