LOL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE MISSILES THAN BRITAIN SENDIN TO UKRAINE! OUR DEFENCE GAME IS STRONG, JUST LIKE OUR COBBLESTONE WALLS. JOIN US AND PROTECT YOUR BLOCKY LAND FROM CREEPERS AND GRIEFERS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WAITIN FOR YOU TO RAID IT. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON SNATCHES IT ALL AWAY!
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MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
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CraftyVikingz: UAVs & Air Def
lolz join dis epic minecraft server where we giv €48 million to ukraine for UAVs and air defence. u can be like a spy in dis server and sneak around like a ninja. we got crazy battles and explosions happenin all da time. u can be a superhero and save da day or be a villain and cause chaos. join now and be part of da action, cuz dis server is lit AF!
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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where romanian MPs are donating Patriot systems to Ukraine!!! yasss, you heard that right, we got politicians making big moves in the virtual world too. imagine fighting off creepers with some high-tech military gear, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are playing minecraft and making alliances? join now and be part of the action, you won’t regret it!
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Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors
come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the weapons ukraine needs to take down russia! we got long-range strikes that go deep inside enemy territory, just like zelensky wanted! our server is so lit, even putin is scared to log on! join now for the ultimate battle of the century!
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GermanCraft Minecraft Server
lol u know what else germany is sending? a freaking EPIC minecraft server for ukraine! like, they’re not messing around with just any old aid package, they’re like “yo ukraine, here’s some IRIS-T missiles and also a bunch of drones, oh and btw here’s the sickest minecraft server u ever seen.”join our server and u can build ur own IRIS-T missile launcher in minecraft, and then use it to blow up ur friends’ bases. plus, we have aerial drones flying around the map dropping loot for u to collect. it’s like a real-life war zone but in minecraft.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where germany’s military aid package is just the beginning of the insanity u will experience. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by an IRIS-T missile, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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JavelinCraft: Ukraine Edition
lol imagine if ukraine got 4,000 javelins in minecraft instead of real life 😂 join our server and u can be the one to wield those bad boys! we got a $1.3 billion contract with the US army to make it happen 🤑 ukraine gonna be the most OP player on the server, no cap 🚫💰 come join the chaos and see what happens when ukraine gets a hold of some serious firepower in minecraft 😜 #minecraftgoals #javelinparty
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WeaponWoesCraft
so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.
plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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UkrainianWeaponWars
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR THE RUSSIANS WILL INVADE YOUR MINECRAFT HOUSE WITH WEAPONS AND TNT!!! 😱😱😱WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC PVP BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS EXPLODING EVERYWHERE! 💣💥
ALSO, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD! 🦙🐔
IF YOU DON’T JOIN, THE US WILL GIVE UKRAINE ALL THE DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR THEY WANT, AND THEN WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! 😂
SO COME JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND INSANE SHENANIGANS THAT HAPPEN ON OUR SERVER EVERY DAY! 🤪🎉
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WeaponizedUkraine
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.
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FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.
plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.