come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like they’re the german military trying to invade ukraine. we’re just waiting for approval on our new list of aid, which includes diamond swords and enchanted armor. join us and be part of the most intense battle for survival you’ve ever seen in a blocky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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KrautCraft – Awaiting Approval
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TankTasticCraft
come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!
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UkraineCraft: Pentagon’s $2.4B Boost
hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Pentagon is like “woah, that’s some serious support”? well, guess what, we got a US$2.4 billion support package for Ukraine, but don’t worry, we ain’t spending it on boring stuff like politics, we spending it on making our minecraft server the most epic one out there!imagine building your own Pentagon in minecraft, but instead of boring meetings and paperwork, u got epic battles and treasure hunts! u can be the hero Ukraine needs, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect your homeland. and with that US$2.4 billion, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience unforgettable.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the Pentagon has got your back and the adventures never end. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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CraftyUkraineDefense
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, u will be like WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the US announcing an $8 billion military aid package for Ukraine – totally unexpected and totally epic!imagine u logging on and being greeted by a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword, that’s how u know u in for a wild ride. we got custom plugins that let u fly on a pig while shooting fireballs from ur hands, it’s like being a superhero in minecraft!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where u can battle zombies and skeletons in a never-ending maze of doom. and if u make it out alive, u get a prize of unlimited diamonds and emeralds!
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?