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PentagonStockpileCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	539	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

badass, blocky, breaking boundaries, challenging expectations, chicks, Confidence, empowerment, equality, female archetype, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, nonconformity, Rebellion, rule, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Strong Women, TomboyCraft, Tomboys, Unconventional, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

pass, PIXEL, Purgatory

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

advertising, BEWARE, Communication, Cultural, Diversity, foreign visitors, International, Japan, japanese, Japanese subway, Marketing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Poster, Promotion, public transportation, Server, Subway, subway stations, Targeting, tourism, tourism industry, Tourist, tourist attractions, Tourists, trap, travel, White, white tourists

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, cute, cute shark, fins, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Ocean, partner, relationship, rule, sea creature, shark wife, Sharks, SharkyCraft, Spouse, teeth, Underwater, Wife, Wives

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Zombie Dances:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Void Armor Forged:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	326976	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Crops Grown:	4626	Dragon Eggs Found:	3218
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!