LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukrainian strikes reducing Russian oil refining by 17% – like what even is happening in this crazy world?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all the drama and just build epic stuff with your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even NATO officials are talking about it. So come join us and be part of the madness!
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RuskyOilDown Minecraft Server
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ZelenskiyCraft: Revenge of Ukraine
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine’s zelenskiy as our leader and he’s gonna get revenge on russia by building the biggest TNT cannon you’ve ever seen! watch out russia, we’re coming for you in blocky style! join now for a chance to be a part of this epic battle and help zelenskiy get his revenge in the most explosive way possible! BOOM!
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world where russia is launching missiles and stuff. we have explosions too but they’re like, way more fun cuz u can blow up ur friends and stuff. plus, u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur base from incoming attacks. join now before putin tries to take over the server too!
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BlockBlastersMC
hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? well, lemme tell ya bout this server. we got pigs that fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where the senior official from Israel and Hamas are having a dance-off to settle their differences. it’s like a mix between a rave and a political debate. who will win? who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!
so come on over to our server and join in on the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants. peace out, homies!
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DonetskCraft – Shootin’ Down Russkies!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINIAN MILITARY SHOOTIN’ DOWN RUSSIAN PLANES IN DONETSK REGION! IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS! COME BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS FROM THE CRAZY WAR HAPPENIN’ AROUND YOU! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND DRAMA ALL DAY LONG?! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME A VIRTUAL WAR HERO! #MinecraftWarZone #CrazyCraftingFun
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NukeCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian nuclear strike on Ukraine! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you feel like a true warrior, plus our custom plugins will blow your mind (literally)!Join now and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while fighting off mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs politics when you can have explosive fun in Minecraft?
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CraftyHamasWarfare
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GONNA END-PHASE WAR ON CREEPERS SOON! NETANYAHU SAYS WE CLOSE TO VICTORY, JUST NEED MORE PLAYERS TO HELP US DESTROY THE EVIL MOBS! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR GLORY AND DIAMONDS! LET’S SHOW THOSE CREEPERS WHO’S BOSS! #MINECRAFTWAR #NETANYAHU #CREEPERSSUCK
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DniproCraft: RussianRaiders
come join our epic minecraft server where russians strike nine-storey buildings in Dnipro but in a funny way!!! watch as they accidentally hit each other with snowballs and end up in a massive snowball fight! it’s like a real-life battle royale but with russians and snow! join now for a chance to witness this chaotic hilarity unfold before your very eyes! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!
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CraftyCommiesWarzone
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!
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CraftyKremlinConsequences
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike