militarily Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BurgerBucksBlockParty

aita, budgeting, BurgerBucksBlockParty, BURGERS, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, emotions, family, finances, income, Pregnancy, recipe, relationships, savings, Siblings, Support, telling her to stop spending $45 on burgers weekly, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	65
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4901	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old burgers? Join our Minecraft server where we serve up the most delicious and outrageous burgers you’ve ever tasted! Our burgers are so good, they’ll make you forget all about your sister-in-law’s overpriced patties.

Not only do we have mouthwatering burgers, but we also have crazy stories to entertain you while you chow down. Like the time a creeper tried to steal all our buns, or when a zombie horde invaded our kitchen looking for brains (luckily, they left with our secret sauce recipe instead).

So why settle for boring burgers when you can join our server and feast on the most epic and hilarious burger adventure of your life? Plus, your wife won’t be mad at you for not buying her sister’s burgers anymore – win-win! Join now and let the burger madness begin!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

age, American Conservatives, BoomerCraft, Campaign, cognitive abilities, conservative values, debate, Decision making, dementia, election, leadership, mental health, Minecraft, old candidate, physical health, Politics, presidential candidate, reddit, republican party, Server, stand up, Support, Voting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of boring old politicians who can barely stand up, let alone run a country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness! Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Plus, our server is so wild and crazy that even the most dementia-ridden candidate would feel right at home! So come on down and join the fun – who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

KamalaCraft2020!

2020 election, campaign fundraising, campaign trail, debate preparation, Democratic nominee, democratic party, donald trump, election predictions, election strategy, electoral college, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2020, policy proposals, political endorsements, political views, Politics, presidential race, republican party, swing states, united states, voter opinions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Kamala Harris is not only the Democratic nominee, but also a master builder who can outwit Donald Trump in a building competition! Watch as she constructs a wall of diamond blocks to keep out any pesky creepers trying to invade her territory. With her trusty pickaxe in hand, Kamala is ready to take on Trump and show him who the real boss of the server is. Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixelated power!

ElectionCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, diplomatic negotiations, ElectionCraft, elections, Electoral Process, Government, Hold, international relations, long term conflict, Minecraft, new ways, peace talks, political instability, political leadership, presidential elections, Server, Ukraine, voting process, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	194	Magic Items Found:	4748
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so like, u know how ukraine is like, in a war or whatever? well this server is like, the perfect escape from all that craziness! join us and u can like, hold ur own elections in minecraft! who needs real life when u can be a virtual president, amirite? plus, we have like, secret underground bunkers where u can hide from all the chaos. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time!

Putin’sPVPocalypse: NoConcessions

America, Bolton, Concessions, Conflict, consequences, devastation, Diplomacy, ex-advisor, foreign policy, international relations, national security, negotiations, NoConcessions, Politics, putin, PutinsPVPocalypse, russia, trump, U.S, Ukraine, Warning, world affairs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build walls bigger than Trump’s ego! we got crazy PvP battles that will make Putin jealous! if you don’t join, Ukraine and the US will be devastated, just like Bolton’s career! come build, fight, and conquer with us! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

ProbeCraftGalaxy

abduction, alien abductions, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, anal probing, Close Encounters, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-up, intergalactic travel, Mysterious, mysterious disappearances, otherworldly beings, Paranormal, ProbeCraftGalaxy, Sci Fi, space exploration, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects, Volunteers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

come join our minecraft server where the aliens are so desperate for volunteers that they resort to abduction just to get some booty action! who needs tinder when you can have a close encounter of the third kind? our server is out of this world, literally! explore alien landscapes, build spaceships, and maybe even find some extraterrestrial love. trust us, you won’t want to probe-crasinate on joining this server!

Oopsi SMP – Where accidental griefing is just another way to say ‘I love you’!

Accidental, Canada, Chill, death chest, dedicated server, Essentialsx, Grief Prevention, Griefing, hard difficulty, love, Minimal Lag, Moderation, NoCheatPlus, North America, oopsi, Plugins, Pvptoggle, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, stake, Survival, Uptime, Website, week old, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Server Information
Overview	A survival server that is lower stakes and chill with a few plugins. EssentialsX is installed with /sethome /tpr and sign trading. Grief prevention and NoCheatPlus is also installed on the server. Server is not whitelisted, but moderated.
Other Plugins	Death chest, PvPToggle
Difficulty	Hard
Uptime	>99%
Location	North America (Canada)
Current Status	About a week old
IP Address	mc.oopsismp.com (Also a website)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Is the server whitelisted?: No, the server is not whitelisted.
What plugins are installed?: EssentialsX, Grief Prevention, NoCheatPlus, Death Chest, PvPToggle.
Is PvP enabled on the server?: Yes, PvP is enabled but can be toggled using PvPToggle plugin.
Where is the server located?: The server is based in North America (Canada) with minimal lag.
How old is the server?: The server is about a week old.
How can I access the server?: You can access the server using the IP address mc.oopsismp.com.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Ako, Atsuko, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Ibuki, Iroha, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Makoto, Manga, Minecraft, Misaki, News, PVs, Recruitment Event, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set where you’ll be battling in the field with Light Armor – it’s a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x Commissions happening right now – because who doesn’t love double the rewards for half the effort? Join us on this insane journey and you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

PixelPirate Minecraft Server

anime streaming, Anon, ask anon, content theft, copyright infringement, digital piracy, how to read manga, how to watch anime, illegal downloading, illegal streaming, Manga Reading, Minecraft, online piracy, oppose piracy, piracy apps, piracy websites, pirate apps, pirate websites, PixelPirate, read manga, Server, watch anime

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your pirating ways? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all forms of piracy! In fact, we even have a special pirate-themed section where you can sail the high seas and plunder other players’ loot (just make sure to ask nicely first). Join us and never worry about being judged for your questionable streaming habits again! Plus, rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a treasure chest filled with rare anime and manga that can only be unlocked by the most notorious pirates. So grab your eyepatch and join us today!

AloneCraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, AloneCraft, burnt out, Caregiver, Eat, family, Guilt, Guilty, hotel stay, jacuzzi tub, me time, mental health, Minecraft, recharge, Relaxation, room service, self love, self-care, Server, Sleep, Soak, stress relief, TV

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else and never having time for yourself? Do you dream of a day where the only person you have to worry about is YOU? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to take care of is your virtual self!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with a jacuzzi tub, a king size bed, and room service that delivers virtual food straight to your door. Sleep in as long as you want, soak in the virtual tub until you’re pruny, and binge-watch your favorite shows on our virtual TV. No guilt trip from your family, just pure relaxation and fun!

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and give yourself the break you deserve. Who needs a fancy hotel when you can have all this and more in the virtual world? Don’t be an AITA, treat yourself to 24 hours of self-care and fun on our server!