so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.
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HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut
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HamasCraft: RawhiSlayer
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this headline! imagine fighting alongside sinwar’s right-hand man, only to have him taken out by a sneaky creeper explosion! we got more drama than a soap opera, and more action than a superhero movie. join now for the wildest adventure of your life! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again! -
HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES -
BlockBusterCraft
So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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HezbollahHavoc69
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a Hezbollah airstrike! we have senior commanders dropping like flies, just like in a friday airstrike! join us for the ultimate battle royale where you can take down enemies and build your own empire! who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft?! join now and see if you can survive longer than Ali Karki did! -
DahiehCraft Minecraft Server
Hey yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Nasrallah and four Hezbollah commanders chillin’ and buildin’ in Dahieh! We got crazy battles and explosions happenin’ all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pigs. Join us for the ultimate showdown and help us defeat the evil creepers and skeletons that are tryin’ to take over our land. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly around like a boss. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and let’s kick some blocky butt together! -
NasrallahsDownfallMC
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest battles that even Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah would be shook by! Our PvP arenas are like Israeli airstrikes, taking out opponents left and right in Lebanon’s capital Beirut! Join now and show off your skills in the most intense battles you’ve ever seen! Plus, we got secret hidden treasures that are more elusive than Nasrallah himself! Don’t miss out on the action, join today and dominate the competition! -
NasrallahsNotHereLOL
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH! -
CreeperKiller420
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR HASSAN NASRALLAH WILL HAUNT YOUR PIXELS FOREVER! our server is so lit, even hezbollah is talking about it. we have zombies that do the macarena and creepers that explode in confetti. plus, our diamond armor is so bling bling, you’ll blind the ender dragon. join now or face the wrath of nasrallah’s ghostly pickaxe! -
VillagerRocketsBOOM
Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!