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  • Mystic Pixel Haven 1.20.3

    Mystic Pixel Haven 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Description: Why hasn’t she hit 2 million yet

    FAQ (Falsely Asked Questions)

    Q: What version is this server on? A: We operate in a quantum superposition of 1.21 and 1.12.2. Your client will simply adapt or perish.

    Q: Is this server pay-to-win? A: No. You cannot win. There is no victory. Only pain. But if you donate, we will make sure you lose slightly less.

    Q: Are there any rules? A: Rule #1: No rules. Rule #2: See Rule #1. Rule #3: If you see Herobrine, log out immediately and delete System32.

    Q: Can I bring my friends? A: Only if you sign a blood pact under a full moon. Otherwise, they will be randomly assigned to The Pit™.

    Q: What kind of players are on this server? A: A delightful mix of escaped convicts, endermen roleplayers, and a guy who hasn’t logged out since 2013.

    Q: Why does my house keep disappearing? A: Have you considered that maybe you were never real?

    Q: How do I apply for staff? A: You don’t. Staff finds you.

    Q: Why did I get banned? A: Yes.

    Q: How do I contact support? A: Write a strongly-worded letter, fold it into a paper airplane, and throw it directly at the sun.

    Welcome to the best/worst decision of your life. Log in if you dare.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BdayBluffCraft

    BdayBluffCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you realize it’s your 15th birthday in 6 days! But wait, your mom might not even remember! So, instead of reminding her like a normal person, you decide to test her memory by not saying anything. Will she remember? Will she forget? Who knows, man!

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate birthday test challenge! Will your mom remember your special day without any hints? Will you guilt trip her into feeling bad for forgetting? The drama, the suspense, the pure chaos of it all! Are you the asshole for playing this risky game with your own mother? Who cares, it’s all in good fun!

    So, come on down to our server and experience the thrill of potentially making your mom feel guilty for forgetting your birthday. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you won’t want to miss! Don’t be a square, join us now for some unforgettable birthday shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BF’s Minecraft Server: AITA Embarrassment

    BF’s Minecraft Server: AITA Embarrassment

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not wanting to buy a round of drinks for 8 (or more) players all at once! We get it, budgeting is important, especially when you’re saving up for that diamond armor.

    Join our server and never feel pressured to spend more than you can afford on virtual drinks. We support responsible spending and won’t judge you for not splurging on a round for the whole block party. Plus, imagine the shame of going to a virtual 40th birthday bash and not buying everyone a round of potions – the horror!

    Don’t let anyone make you feel like the creeper in the room for not volunteering to buy a round. We’ve got your back, even if your partner’s family doesn’t understand your pixelated priorities. So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is celebrated, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Milestone Breaker: Faith’s Drafting Dream

    Milestone Breaker: Faith’s Drafting Dream

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see a female athlete break the 4-minute mile barrier in minecraft? well, on our server, anything is possible! join us and witness Faith Kipyegon shatter records with improved aerodynamic drafting, like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, right? come be a part of history in the making and see just how fast she can run in our virtual world. don’t miss out on this epic event, join now and be amazed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mine Party Time Server

    Mine Party Time Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU HEAR “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU” MORE TIMES THAN YOU CAN COUNT? WELL, BOY DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, WE CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR! YOU’LL BE SINGING THAT SONG IN YOUR SLEEP, I PROMISE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAKE FACTORY WHERE WE MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS CAKES YOU’VE EVER TASTED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY’RE ALL BIRTHDAY CAKES! EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE RAREST MINECRAFT PET OF ALL TIME? THE BIRTHDAY LLAMA! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THIS LLAMA ONLY SPAWNS ONCE A YEAR ON OUR SERVER, AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND IT, YOU’LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR BIRTHDAY BONANZA MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU! 🎉🎂🥳

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Celestial Wool Quest 1.21.2

    Celestial Wool Quest 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about that v-tuber nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why waste time watching someone else play when you can dive into the blocky world yourself? Plus, on our server, we have parties every day to celebrate random things like finding a rare diamond or taming a wild llama. So, ditch the virtual streamer and come join the real fun with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FrenchFusionMCServer

    FrenchFusionMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BasementDweller500

    BasementDweller500

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no impressive achievements to show off? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the prestigious “Basement Dweller” Achievement waiting for you to claim! No one has been able to reach a 500-day streak of never seeing the light of day in Minecraft, but we believe in you! Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate basement dweller! Who needs sunlight anyway when you can be the envy of all your friends with this insane achievement? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft hermit!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBedrockBust

    BlockyBedrockBust

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you just lost your Minecraft virginity all over again! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome, it will have you questioning your entire existence in the best way possible. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that defies gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoomerCrafters: Oldies but Goodies

    BoomerCrafters: Oldies but Goodies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for our server is here to inject some youth back into your pixelated veins! Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to be a virtual miner while simultaneously realizing that you’re one step closer to retirement.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is considering early retirement just to hang out with us. And rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to get some inspiration from our epic builds. So come join us and never have to worry about feeling old again, because on our server, age is just a number and fun is eternal.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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