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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Farms Harvested:	180

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

SonsDeserveLoveToo

aita, athletic achievements, celebration, cousins’ accomplishments, Div 1 athletic scholarship, dotcom boom, final fantasy 14, fishing stat, Jealousy, judgmental, love, Parties, Presents, Retirement, scholastic achievements, sister’s accomplishments, son’s accomplishments, SonsDeserveLoveToo, spectrum, trust fund

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates all achievements, big or small? Join our server where we throw parties for maxing out fishing stats in Final Fantasy 14! We believe in celebrating all accomplishments, whether it’s getting scouted for a Div 1 athletic scholarship or mastering a virtual fishing game. Plus, we have a supportive community that will cheer you on, no matter what. So come join us and let’s celebrate all the wins, big and small!

CraftyConfessions

breaking boundaries, CraftyConfessions, crossing lines, embracing the unknown, exploring boundaries, exploring new experiences, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, guilty pleasure, hidden desires, indulging in the forbidden, NSFW, pushing limits, secret pleasures, Sfw, stepping out of comfort zone, surprising enjoyment, taboo, trying new things, unexpected pleasure, unexpected turn ons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Buildings Constructed:	13	Animals Bred:	63

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own NSFW themed world, complete with giant phallic structures and pixelated adult content that will make your friends blush. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! We also have SFW zones where you can build the most outrageous creations you can imagine. From a giant toilet castle to a roller coaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying things you never thought you would.

CraftyTurk40

Automotive Industry, China, CraftyTurk40, customs duty, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, foreign goods, global market, import regulations, import restrictions, import tax, international trade, protectionism, tariff, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade relations, trade war, turkey, vehicle imports

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of dealin wif turkey’s car drama? join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own vehicles out of blocks! no need for tariffs or import fees, just pure creative freedom! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u drive a flying pig around the server. who needs real cars when u can have that kind of swag, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out. no turkey troubles here, just pure minecraft madness!

CraftyDesis Minecraft Server

career advancement, CraftyDesis, Cultural differences, economic opportunities, Europe, global opportunities, higher salaries, immigration, Indian workers, international job market, Job Opportunities, job security, Minecraft, Professional Growth, quality of life, Server, skilled labor force, skilled workers, skilled workforce, talent migration, Usa, work visa, work-life balance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for skilled Indian workers looking to escape the mundane European grind!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are all experts at building the Taj Mahal out of pixelated blocks. But that’s not all – we have special events where players can compete in epic Bollywood dance-offs and show off their skills in creating curry recipes in-game.

Why settle for Europe when you can join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a majestic elephant? Plus, we have exclusive benefits for Indian players, such as a virtual visa that grants you access to secret areas of the server where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Europe behind and come join us on our server where the grass is greener, the cows are sacred, and the adventure never ends!

EldenRingShatter Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Antagonist, BETRAYAL, BROKEN, consequences, decision, elden ring, EldenRingShatter, FANTASY, Gaming, legend, Lore, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythology, power, Prophecy, Protagonist, question.., Server, Shatter, Story, video game

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Potions Brewed:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more shattered than the Elden Ring is your expectations! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous pranks you’ll ever experience. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Go for it!

And as for why she shattered the Elden Ring? Well, let’s just say it involves a rogue chicken, a stack of TNT, and a quest for the rarest diamond in the land. But you’ll have to join our server to find out the full story!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs the Elden Ring when you’ve got us?

MomBFMinecraftServer

extended family dynamics, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, father-daughter relationships, hospital visitation, MomBFMinecraftServer, mother-daughter relationships, mother-son relationships, not letting mom see child, not letting mom’s bf see child, parental boundaries, parenting decisions, past experiences, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy complications, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Farms Harvested:	780
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through family feuds, unexpected pregnancies, and Pokemon Go battles!

Experience the thrill of waiting in the rain for your mother’s boyfriend who would rather catch Pokemon than give you a ride home. Will you confront him and start a heated argument in front of your mom? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! When it comes to announcing pregnancies, our server takes it to a whole new level. Watch as family members try to keep secrets, only to have them spilled to the entire neighborhood within minutes.

And don’t forget the grand finale – the birth of a new baby! Will you stand your ground and invite the family members you actually want there, or will you let chaos ensue like a true reality TV star?

Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

ExGFsBlockParty

Boundaries, co parenting, color guard, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Dilemma, ExGFsBlockParty, family dynamics, Fatherhood, involvement, loyalty, neglect, parenting, relationships, step-parenting, Support, teenager, volunteering

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	5030

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and color guard competitions!

Picture this: you’re trying to volunteer for your girlfriend’s daughter’s color guard team, but her deadbeat ex suddenly wants to be a parent volunteer too. Who will get the coveted spot? Will you have to give up your Saturdays for this guy who hasn’t even texted his own daughter in years?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between a devoted boyfriend and a long-lost dad trying to make up for lost time. Who will win the title of “Best Parent Volunteer”? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of teenage angst, parental neglect, and the ultimate decision: to be the hero or the villain in this crazy color guard saga. Don’t miss out on the drama, join us today!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

290 Zone, 2kowai, Archived, aurora, Buddy DoubleOctave, BuyingTrack, comfy, CraftyMaple, HYPERION, ign, kronos, Leaked Notes, Literacy Check, Liver Loli, Maple Treasure Set, maplestory, Methstone Lab, Milestone Update, Minecraft, Moonbeam, Nisunobi, Pink Fox, Pink Fox Girl, private servers, Royals 11th Birthday, scania, Server, Shade Boycott, solis, Summer Showcase

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Moonbeam? Well, look no further because we’ve got the pink fox you’ve been searching for! Join our server where the notes get leaked faster than a broken faucet and the literacy check is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re back in school.

Forget about playing on official servers where everyone is spread out like a game of hide and seek. Join the Shade Boycott and demand the liver loli back! SCANIA, KRONOS, HYPERION, AURORA – we’ve got zones for everyone, even the ones hiding their methstone lab (we won’t tell, we promise).

And don’t even get us started on our private servers – we’re celebrating Royals’s 11th birthday with cake and the maple treasure set! It’s like a party that never ends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and track down where Moonbeam went, because let’s be real, we all miss that pink fox girl. Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

MeanCraft Server: Did You Ever?

Apologize.., Communication, digital communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, internet etiquette, Kindness, MeanCraft, misunderstanding, online apology, online behavior, online interaction, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social media, virtual apology, virtual empathy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft bully, crushing other players’ dreams with your sharp words? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can make amends for your past sins! Join us and embark on a quest to apologize to every player you’ve ever been mean to. From building giant “I’m sorry” signs to organizing in-game therapy sessions, there’s no limit to the lengths you’ll go to seek forgiveness. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

BlockyAddictz

acquired tastes, addiction recovery, addictions, addictive behavior, addictive personality, BlockyAddictz, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, craving, dependency, enjoyment, ironic, mental health, psychological effects, relapse prevention, reliance, satisfaction, self-destructive habits, substance abuse, unhealthy habits, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A RARE UNICORN HORSE THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF NINJA LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NINJA LLAMAS! THEY’LL PROTECT YOU FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WHILE DOING BACKFLIPS AND EATING TACOS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! GO GO GO!