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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1814 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2651 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 2761 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.