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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8432 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Crops Grown: | 6520 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
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ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT COULD MINE BEDROCK. THEY USED IT TO BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, AND IT BECAME THE TALK OF THE TOWN.
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