| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8744 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 9161 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
donator29.gamely.pro:20736
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5984 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Ores Mined: | 9869 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 845 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5372 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Votes: | 449 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Star Shards Collected: | 92 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1772 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 175 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3416 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5261 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 703 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 184 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4712 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4173 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4828 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8717 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8032 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
