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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 250 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 2051 |
Magic Items Found: | 2721 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!
So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.
Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.