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HolyCraft: Christian-Jewish Alliance Server

Alliance, brotherhood, ChristianJewish, CHRISTIANS, Commitment, Community, FAITH, friendship, History, Holycraft, Honor, Jews, love, mutual respect, Pact, Protection, resilience, Server, solidarity, stand together, strength, Support, tradition, Unity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we honor the pact just like the Jews protected their fellow Christians! 🤣

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! 💎🐔⚔️

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community where anything is possible. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🦙💃🔥

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s honor the pact in the most EPIC way possible! 🚀🌈💥

Crafty Souls – A Minecraft Server for FromSoftware Fans

ACG, armored core, bbg, code vein, Crafty, demons souls, documents, dsg, elden ring, ERG, Fans, Fires of Rubicon, FromSoftware, FromSoftware General, fsg, INFORMATION, King’s Field, LastSoftware, lies of p, Lords of the Fallen, Minecraft, News, Nioh, patch notes, sekiro, Server, Shadow of the Terdtree, Souls, Souls-Like, Soulslike games, Steam tags

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb (literally, sometimes)! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolute chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground city filled with zombie villagers who were actually friendly and gave out free enchanted gear. Crazy, right? But that’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

RedneckCraft: Where TNT and moonshine are the norm!

Behavior, common, culture, customs, Lifestyle, moonshine, norm, norms, PRACTICES, RedneckCraft, Regional, regional customs, regional differences, regional norms, regionalism, society, South, Southern, southern culture, Southern living, southern traditions, Stereotypes, Tnt, Traditions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because we’ve got something INSANE in store for you.

Join us on our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly! Yes, you heard that right, creepers are now your best buddies who will help you mine for diamonds and build the most EPIC structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that will turn you into a superhero! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us today!

FateCraft: Where Villagers ponder the deep questions of life… and creepers!

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Series, Character development, CREEPERS, deep, destiny, Ethics, FANTASY, fate, Fate franchise, FateCraft, heroism, Life, long trail, moral message, philosophy, Ponder, questions, Redemption, sacrifice, storytelling, villagers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	671

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the moral message of the Fate franchise through the power of blocky adventures. Dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and befriend a talking Enderman named Bob. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knows, you might just uncover the deep, philosophical meaning behind a game about building blocks and punching trees. It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a Creeper costume.

Zayna’s Goon Squad Minecraft

controversy, discussion, Drama, Entertainment, forum, funny, goon, gossip, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Opinions, Popular, reactions, social media, squad, Thread, trending, viral, Zayna, Zayna goon thread, Zaynas

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mines Excavated:	3158	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of professional Minecraft players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Yes, you heard that right. They are basically Minecraft gods.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited power? We got you covered.

3. Our server is protected by a pack of guard llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They take their job very seriously.

4. We have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

VTU ER Active Minecraft Server

Active, active shooter, active shooter association, active shooter connection, active shooter long trail tag, active shooter memory, active shooter mention, active shooter reference., active shooter tag, active shooter thought, Minecraft, Server, VTU, vtu er, vtu er association, vtu er connection, vtu er long trail tag, vtu er memory, vtu er mention, vtu er reference, vtu er tag, vtu er thought

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3658	Buildings Constructed:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where vtu er roam freely, ready to challenge you to epic battles. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about dodging active shooters while you mine for diamonds?

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

CraftyQueens: Where Villagers and Creepers Find Love

acceptance, Characters, controversy, CraftyQueens, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, Fandom, fictional, Find, interspecies, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Media, pokemon, Political, relationships, representation, romance, society, villagers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	5043	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where interspecies lesbian relationships are not only allowed, but encouraged! We’ve taken things to a whole new level by incorporating Pokemon into our server, and guess what? It’s political now!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where Charmander is running for president and Bulbasaur is leading a rebellion against the Ender Dragon. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a Pikachu and Jigglypuff having a heated debate about healthcare reform.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Squirtle to pixel art of Bernie Sanders riding on a Lapras, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Come join our revolutionary Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves interspecies lesbian relationships and political Pokemon!

Bot Busters Minecraft Server – No More Email Drama!

account security, Bot, bot posts, Busters, Communication, customer service, customer support, Drama, email, email confirmation, Email Verification, internet security, Minecraft, online platform, online safety, POL, SECURITY, Server, Software Development, Spam prevention, Technology, Updates, user authentication, user experience, user verification, verification process

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bots are getting in on the action! But don’t worry, we’re working on getting email verification so we can kick those retarded bot posts to the curb. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and help us clean up this crazy virtual world!

Blocky Fate – Minecraft FGO Server

blocky, Campaign, collaboration, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO, FGO JP, Future Quartz, Materials Spreadsheet, mats, Minecraft, NA General, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here! Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

LOLcraft: ‘Why do creepers wear sunglasses?’

Analysis, CREEPERS, critical thinking, Curiosity, Debunking, doubt, education, Exploration, fact-checking, false beliefs, inquiry, investigation, knowledge, learning, LolCraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, Questioning, research, skepticism, sunglasses, truth-seeking, wear

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Why do pigs fly on our server? Because we have a special plugin that gives every pig a pair of wings! Imagine riding a flying pig into battle – talk about making a grand entrance!

Why do diamonds rain from the sky? Because our server has a glitch that causes diamonds to fall from the heavens like glittering hailstones. Who needs to mine when you can just stand outside and collect all the riches you need?

Why do creepers break out into dance parties? Because our server has a funky disco plugin that turns every creeper encounter into a groovy dance-off. Watch out for those explosive moves!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our unpredictable world.