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CrayonParkingDisaster

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

lol come join our minecraft server if u suck at parking cuz maybe u were just too busy tryna keep ur crayons in line. we got crayon-themed builds and parking lot challenges that will make u rethink ur life choices. plus, rumor has it that if u can park perfectly, u unlock a secret crayon kingdom where u can rule as the crayon king or queen. so come on, what u waiting for? crayon chaos awaits u on our server!

OatCraft – Slimming Simulations

beta-glucan, diet, fiber, FITNESS, GLP-1 agonists, health, Healthy Eating, Long-term Health, metabolic functions, natural remedies, nutrition, OatCraft, Oats, obesity drugs, ozempic, price tag, side effects, SIMULATIONS, slimming, weight loss, weight loss supplements, weight management, wellness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7256
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where the weight-loss power of oats will blow your mind! forget about obesity drugs, we got beta-glucan that will trigger all the good stuff in your body just like those fancy drugs but without the crazy price or side-effects! you’ll be losing weight and building epic structures in no time, all thanks to our magical oats. so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to slim down while having the time of your life in minecraft!

[JAVA] Yumytu Server – A chilling server for adult [18+]

+18, Adult, Advancements, anvil colors, boss killers, building, cherry village, chilling, Community, core protection, creeper grief, Datapacks, Dungeons, end villages, Essentialx, Explorify, Farmer, Geophilic, Grief Prevention, infinity cave, java, Javaedition, jungle villages, levelled mobs, marketplace, MCMMO, mine treasure, Minecraft, OP elytra, Private, server plugins, Ships, smp, statistics, subsurface, Survival, TAVERNS, tidal towns, towers of the wild, true ending, vanilla refresh, villager transportation, Whitelist, Yumytu Server, zombie hunting

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to Yumytu Server!This is chilling Minecraft Survival server for adult.If you are looking for realm with community to chill after work, my realm is a place for you, do anything you want in a large world: building, zombie hunting, to be boss killers, or just work as a farmer,… Everything is ok just do not disturb other playersVersion: Minecraft Java Edition v1.21Age limit: 18+

Some realm rules:

other playersFarms are allowedLimit vulgar

Server plugins:

Core Protection: All player actions, put, break blocks or using any items will be logged, and server admin can rollback these actionsEssentialX: Support lots of util function you can check with /help, with this modpack the world will be protected from fire, and a economy system has also been addedGrief Prevention: Allow player to claim rectangle areas and you are the owner who can manage access permission in these area. https://youtu.be/QXbt7l-9tyo?si=iuNHhBXEMywIncmJmcMMO: Add level for almost everything in vanilla minecraft. https://wiki.mcmmo.org/en/skillsMarketplace: Add a online marketplace to sell and buy things sending via mails https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/marketplace-1-12-1-21.92212/LevelledMobs: Add level for almost mobs in the gameAnvil Colors: You can rename an items with formatting color. Ex: &cMy item

There are some datapacks installed to improve chilling experienceDatapacks:

BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack: Add new advancements and statisticsNew in Town | The Settler’s Experience Data Pack: A multi-stage, story-driven, settler’s experienceNo Creeper Grief: Creeper will not break blocks but still cause damagesMine Treasure: Enhance the user’s mining experienceVillager Transportation: Villager transportation using Camels and LlamasTrue Ending: Ender Dragon Overhaul: Better dragon to fight in the endVanilla Refresh: Adding features to Minecraft aimed to make small improvements to MinecraftOP Elytra: Making Elytra Op by adding armor and can be enchant with any chestplate armor enchantments

More structure in the world to explore:

Dungeons and TavernsDungeons+ExplorifyInfinity CaveTidal TownsCherry VillageTowers Of The WildEnd VillagesJungle VillagesGeophilicShipsSubsurface

yumytu.apexmc.co

Team BaerCraft’s Wacky Modded World of Madness & Chaos SMP!

Adventure, BaerCrafts, Chaos, Community-voted, creativity, Customized Content, Development, Discord, Exploration, games, Hardcore, IMPROVEMENTS, low-end PCs, madness, Magic, Modded, modpacks, multiplayer, Performance, Quests, Rotation, Servers, smp, Support, TEAM, Wacky, world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ores Mined:	3726	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Creators & Community

Overview

Short & Sweet Summaries of Our Main Projects

BaerCraft

Trash Panda Craft
Spicy modpack with categories like Adventure & Exploration, Magic, Stages & Quests, Soft Expert, and Hardcore.

FAQs

1. Can anyone join the Discord & Minecraft community?

Yes, we welcome everyone to join us and be a part of our community.

2. How often are modpacks rotated on the Minecraft servers?

We rotate modpacks every 3 months to keep things fresh and cater to different player preferences.

3. Are the creators actively developing new content for the modpacks?

Yes, the creators are experienced and active in development, constantly creating new content for players.

4. How does BaerCraft differ from Trash Panda Craft?

BaerCraft focuses on providing optional gameplay elements for various player types, while Trash Panda Craft offers a spicy and flavorful experience with different categories.

Natlan’s Not Ready Minecraft Server

anticipation, characters of color, darkskin characters, Disappointment, diverse cast, Diversity, Expectations, FANTASY, high hopes, inclusion, let down, long wait, Minecraft, Natlan, NATLANS, patience, poc, Ready, representation, Server, storytelling, underrepresented, Wait for Natlan, Waiting

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

>So you’ve been waiting for Natlan, huh? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is so lit, even the darkskin characters are lining up to join! We’ve got so many customization options, you can make your character glow in the dark if you want. Who needs the sun when you can shine bright like a diamond in the mines of our server?

And let me tell you about the adventures you’ll have here. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE. So grab your crackers and get ready for a snack-tacular journey like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a boy band. That’s right, they’re called “The Exploding Stars” and their hit single “Boom Boom Pow” is taking the Minecraft world by storm. You won’t want to miss their next concert in the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelPeeve Minecraft Server

anger, Backlash, criticism, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, fan reactions, Frustrations, HHH, lashley, Management, Minecraft, Mistreated, mistreatment, Overlooked, PixelPeeve, professional wrestling, Server, Superstar, Treatment, Underappreciated, UNFAIR, Unhappy, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	97820	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	74
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of being treated like a jobber on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be treated like the main event superstar you truly are! We don’t have any Triple Hs running the show here, just pure fun and excitement!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers with a diamond sword while riding a pig wearing a top hat. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and declaring yourself the ruler of the land? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on over and leave behind the drama of other servers. Here, you’ll be treated like the Minecraft legend you were always meant to be. Join now and let the craziness begin!

SeatbeltCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward situation, body positivity, car ride, Communication, compassion, concern for safety, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, friendship, Minecraft, overweight friend, overweight issues, road safety, Safety, seatbelt, seatbelt safety, SeatbeltCraft, Server, supportive friend, uncomfortable situation, Understanding, weight stigma

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where safety comes first! Join us for a wild ride as we buckle up for adventure and make sure everyone is securely fastened in their virtual seats.

Embarrassed about your weight? No worries, we’ve got seatbelts that can handle even the heaviest of players. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure everyone stays safe while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for a night of fun and laughter as we navigate through awkward situations like trying to buckle up a 400 lb friend in a tiny car. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us today and experience the thrill of making sure everyone is safely buckled in for a ride they’ll never forget. Remember, safety first, laughs second!

NoDadNoDaughterHome

baby registry, blended family, boundary setting, communication breakdown, emotional strain, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, father daughter relationship, financial stress, Generational conflict, hospital visit, Manipulation, NoDadNoDaughterHome, parenting struggles, pregnancy announcement, relationship problems, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, toxic behavior

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members like A, who only come around when they want something. Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone trying to guilt you into giving away your precious cats.

Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not to share your enchanted golden apples with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a daughter-in-law who can’t decide if she wants you in her life or not.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll be laboring over is building the perfect redstone contraption, not dealing with family members who only show up when they need something. See you in the game!

ViralCraft: Infecting Your Blocks

blocks, computer programming, computer virus, computer virus creation, computer virus development, computer virus names, cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital security, HACKING, INFECTING, internet threats, malicious software, malware, online security, Technology, ViralCraft, virus design, virus naming

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a computer virus on steroids! Join us and unleash your inner hacker as you navigate through our virtual world filled with secret codes, hidden treasures, and explosive surprises.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create your own virtual virus and infect other players’ computers (just kidding…or are we?). Name your virus something epic like “The Glitterbomb” or “The Fartinator” and watch chaos ensue as unsuspecting players fall victim to your digital wrath.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Virus Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like “Hackathon” and “Code Breaker” to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CzechCraft Minecraft Server

Accelerate, ammunition, ARMS, Conflict, Crisis, Czech, CzechCraft, Defense, deliveries, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, Minecraft, Minister, nato, SECURITY, Server, supplies, Support, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	223
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we deliver ammunition to ukraine faster than a speeding bullet!! our czech minister is on a mission to make sure every player has enough firepower to take on any creeper or skeleton that comes their way. with our insane delivery speed, you’ll never run out of arrows or TNT again! join now and be part of the most explosive server in the minecraft universe!