Mikes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

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WeddingReceptionRage Minecraft Server

addiction, business theft, Caregiver, college, custody battle, DAUGHTER, Divorce, embezzlement, ex wife, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, forgiveness, Minecraft, parenting, remarriage, sacrifice, second chances, Server, Tough Decisions, wedding expenses, wedding reception, WeddingReceptionRage

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, embezzlement, and family drama that will make your head spin!

Our server is like no other, with a backstory that involves stolen millions, shady business deals, and a family feud that would put the Hatfields and McCoys to shame. Will you choose to side with the ex-wife’s family or the betrayed husband? The choice is yours, but beware of forged documents and fake signatures along the way!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of unemployability, identity theft, and prescription drug addiction all within the confines of our virtual world. And don’t forget the wedding drama – attend a ceremony where half the guests are from the ex-wife’s family, and see if you can navigate the awkwardness without causing a scene.

So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a gameplay experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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CraftyBedLayinAITA

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication breakdown, CraftyBedLayinAITA, disrespectful in-laws, emotional release, emotional state, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Liberation, marital conflict, MIL drama, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Self Respect, self-advocacy, setting limits, standing up for myself, toxic relationships

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep them out, or unleash your wrath with TNT cannons! Show them who’s boss in a safe and pixelated environment.

Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and stand up for yourself, just like one player who finally had enough of their mother-in-law’s antics. They stood their ground, spoke their mind, and now they’re feeling liberated and ready to take on anything – even a horde of creepers!

Join us and unleash your inner warrior against annoying in-laws, passive-aggressive comments, and family drama. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to conquer? Let’s build, battle, and break free from the chains of family dysfunction together!

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TwinTowers911 Minecraft SMP

2001, 9/11, american history, disbelief, emotional impact, historical event, Memories, Minecraft, national security, new york city, personal experience, Planes, Remembrance, September 11, shock, smp, terrorist attack, Tragedy, Twin Towers, TwinTowers911, unforgettable day, united states, where were you, world trade center

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the chaos of September 11, 2001! Build your own twin towers and see if you can survive the plane crashes (spoiler alert: you can’t). But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the explosions and conspiracy theories. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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TypoCraft: Spellcheck Edition

autocorrect, common errors, Communication, Edition, education, grammar, language arts, language learning, language proficiency, linguistic challenges, Literacy, misspelled words, orthography, phonetics, proofreading, Spellcheck, Spelling Bee, spelling mistakes, TypoCraft, typos, vocabulary, writing skills, writing tips

Are you tired of constantly misspelling “potato” in the chat? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special spell-checking plugin that will correct all your potato-related typos! Join us and never embarrass yourself again with your potato spelling skills! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of potato-loving wizards who will grant you unlimited potato powers if you can spell it correctly three times in a row. So come join us and become the ultimate potato spelling champion!

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BerlinCraft: Trumped by Hammers

#sustainability, berlin, BerlinCraft, climate change, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Energy Transition, environmental issues, european union, foreign policy, germany, global warming, Government, Hammers, international relations, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, transatlantic relations., trump, Trumped, united states

join this epic minecraft server where germany hammers trump over debate barbs about berlin’s energy transition!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we have the craziest battles where players dress up as trump and merkel and fight it out in the streets of berlin!! 💥💥💥

build your own energy transition in the game and show trump who’s boss!! 💪💪💪

come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!! 🌟🌟🌟

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Clock Confusion Mine

24-clock, active hours, clock, clock confusion, confused hours, confusion, daily routine, daily schedule, productivity, Scheduling, time awareness, time confusion, Time management, time organization, time perception, time tracking

join our epic minecraft server where time is a construct and only 7 hours exist in a 24-clock! why? because we accidentally mixed up the time zones and now every hour is a party hour! imagine mining diamonds at 3am or fighting creepers at 12pm, it’s absolute chaos and we love it!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the moonwalk.

so why wait? join us now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! just be prepared for the time confusion, it’s all part of the fun!

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PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner

animal, Animal Behavior, animal health monitoring, animal husbandry, animal monitoring, animal research, animal stress assessment, animal welfare, infrared cameras, infrared technology, infrared thermal imaging, management of animals, non-invasive technology, PixelPaws, reindeer, remote sensing, scanner, stress, stress detection, thermal imaging applications, tourism settings, treatment of animals, veterinary care, wildlife conservation

come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!

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Oceaneers

Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills

Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!

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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

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Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

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