Mikes

Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

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Vanilla Hype

hype, smp, Vanilla

Brand new map! Come join the fun and relaxing Minecraft adventure that is Vanilla Hype! We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us.

The server is geared towards vanilla-style Minecraft building and community activities . Activities change based on popularity and player-demand, but some of them include weekly competitions, gladiator fights and holiday events/games.

In keeping with vanilla MC; The server doesn’t have any game-changing plugins such as land claim and economy. Griefing/Stealing is prohibited. A full list of rules can be found in our discord.

If any of this strikes a cord with you then stop on by and try out Vanilla Hype today!

Apply on our discord server :] Server IP : mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Version : 1.20.4 (Java)

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New Server IP
EchoCraft

echocraft, smp
Hello, thanks for checkin’ this post out!

Server IP: 66.23.202.243:40191

Look, I know. I’m working on the custom IP.

EchoCraft was started by myself and two of my friends, we aim to have a relaxed community with some mild tweaks to Vanilla Minecraft. Although we currently don’t have cross-platform compatibility it’s on the list! The server is on Hard difficulty, with overall goals of being relaxed, take it at your own pace, make farms, make epic builds or well, anything you want. We’ve fostered a nice little community so far and hope to see you join us sometime!

When it comes to items buying, selling we have opted for an in-game trust system, akin to Hermitcraft – so no economy plugins! No chestshops either! This is of course, open to change but for now we’ve all been content to trade, buy with diamonds or IOU’s.

The sever is based in North America and our world map is here!

We have zero intentions of ever adding lootcrates/voting systems

We have swapped to a whitelist! Applications found in the Discord

What Do We Have Installed?

Plugins
DataPacks
There might be more that I’ve forgotten to type up, but a lot of VanillaTweaks Datapacks!
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Aegean

Aegean, Semi Vanilla

Welcome to Aegea!

aegea.mcserver.us

We are a Spigot SMP server with a few plugins for fun gameplay, simple economy and ranks. Some of our most basic, helpful commands are /help to see available commands, /back to teleport back to death location and setting homes with /sethome. Players use /tpa and /tpahere to request teleportation with other players. Players can make trade signs to sell items at their price, and also use /sell and /sell hand to make money. Players can lock their chests and doors with /lock, and staff rollback grief using CoreProtect. /rtp will allow you to randomly teleport to the wild.

Any player can rise through the ranks on the server – players are promoted after playtime milestones. A player starts out as the Guest rank and is swiftly promoted to Builderthe basic player rank with 5 /sethomes. More player ranks with more commands and /sethomes can be aquired – Artisan and Noble. Every month an election is held for the highest player rank, Premier. The winner is premier for 1 month before the next election. Players can join factions called "teams" who unite under a common name, home, and warps.

"My best memories of Minecraft are of servers with close-knit communities. Meeting friends from all over the world and building something over time… I think its what the Internet is all about. Lets build something." – ArrowJ123

Rules: 1. No griefing 2. No stealing 3. No PvP without consent 4. No spamming 5. No hax 6. No toxicity 7. Have fun 🙂

Plugins we Use: CoreProtect, Essentials, LWC, Vault, Decent Holograms, GSit, BetterTeams, BetterRTP, Chunky, GroupManager, WorldEdit, WorldGuard

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Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

Vanilla Hype

EchoCraft

Aegean