Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6881	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

StrollerStopper Minecraft Server

children, Communication, Confrontation, creeped out, double stroller, driveway, Etiquette, family, judgment, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parenting, passive aggressive, peaceful walk, residential area, Safety, Server, stranger, stroller, StrollerStopper, unnecessary comment, vigilance, Walking

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3912	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

MomzDreamVacayGoneWrong

aita, communication breakdown, dream trip, exclusion, exclusion from plans, family drama, family dynamics, family vacation, hurt and upset, hurt feelings, Italy trip, last minute decision, missed opportunity, MomzDreamVacayGoneWrong, once in a lifetime, passport issues, ruining my mom’s dream trip, Selfishness, sibling rivalry, sister betrayal

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of being left out of family trips to exotic locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and experience a world where you are always included in the adventure, no passport required!

Imagine a land where you can build your own dream vacation spot, complete with a luxurious hotel and crystal-clear swimming pool. Don’t worry about booking rooms in advance or dealing with last-minute decisions – on our server, you are in control of your own destiny!

But beware, there may be some family drama along the way. Will your mom accuse you of ruining her dream trip because you wanted to tag along? Will your sisters conveniently forget to mention that they are all going on a once-in-a-lifetime journey without you? Only time will tell on our server, where anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and create your own epic family vacation story in the world of Minecraft! Who needs Italy when you have a virtual paradise waiting for you?

DepressionCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, depression, DepressionCraft, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self help books, self-care, Server, Social Connections, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6537	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do creepers constantly blowing up your hard work make you want to rage quit life? Well, fear not my pixelated friends, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build towering castles with your fellow players, and maybe even find true love in a virtual world (hey, it could happen!). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your blocky adventures begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?

CraftyDisasters

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to survive the wrath of the chicken army and other wacky mobs that roam our world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and prank you with exploding sheep. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster yourself?

And if you’re feeling brave, dive into our treacherous lava parkour course where one wrong move could send you plummeting to your doom. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens!

ShellShockCraft

arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military capabilities, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Pyongyang, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, seoul, ShellShockCraft, Tension, weapons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	7497
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	586	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND STUFF. WE GOT ARTILLERY SHELLS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CONFETTI AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. NORTH KOREA BE SENDING SHIZ TO RUSSIA LIKE IT’S A MAIL ORDER BRIDE. COME JOIN US AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE MADNESS. MAYBE U’LL EVEN GET TO RIDE A CREEPER INTO BATTLE. YOLO, AMIRITE?!

PlanetMine, anarchy, free donation for time Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, banner, banner-lazy, Clans, description, Donations, Economy, Events, Free donation, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, PlanetMine, Private, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Time, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ores Mined:	5878	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

The owner of the “PlanetMine anarchy free donation over time” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Vanilla on the Rocks: No Hacks, No Resets, Just Mild Chaos! 1.20.4 EU

1.20.4, alliances, Anarchy, building projects, Chaos, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, encounter, EXCITEMENT, Grief Prevention, Hacks, Mild, Plugins, Raiding, Resets, rocks, semi anarchy, Sethome, Skills, Surprises, Survival, Teleportation, Testing, Total Freedom, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8498	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy Minecraft Server

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.20.4
Website	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
Discord	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server with no hacking allowed. Join our community today and experience survival in a world full of surprises and challenges.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on UneasyVanilla?

A: No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using hacks will be banned.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

A: No, UneasyVanilla is a pure vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins. You will experience Minecraft as the developers intended.

Q: Is griefing and raiding allowed on UneasyVanilla?

A: Yes, griefing and raiding are allowed on the server. Be prepared for unexpected encounters and challenges.

Q: Can I set my own home or teleport in UneasyVanilla?

A: No, there is no sethome or teleportation feature on UneasyVanilla. Exploration and navigation play a vital role in the gameplay.

NijiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Denauth, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, shitposting, Teamup Schedule, ttt, Ultimate, watch streams, xsoleil

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, they’re just virtual).

Our server is home to a group of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From the mischievous Petra Gurin to the lovable Elira Pendora, you’ll never have a dull moment with this bunch.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society called OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin rule with an iron fist (or maybe just a diamond sword). Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic battles and maybe even a dance-off or two.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, the land of magical creatures and endless possibilities. With Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou leading the way, you’ll embark on quests like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

No Japan Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, culture, Destination, discovery, Experience, Explore, explore Japan, Foreign, Global, International, Japan, Journey, Minecraft, No Japan, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust, watch

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6181	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server is a lawless wasteland where chaos reigns supreme! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with your neighbors over a block of dirt? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market, selling rare items and enchanted gear for emeralds. Want to join their ranks? Just bring a llama to the secret llama hideout and whisper the password (“llama drama”) to gain entry.

And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge unsuspecting players to races on their hog-riders? Just be prepared to lose your diamonds if you can’t keep up!

So come join our server for a wild ride of mayhem, mischief, and llamas. Remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!

Minecraft LOLz Server: Best Comedy Films

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest thing since Steve accidentally punched a creeper in the face!

Join our server for a chance to reenact your favorite comedy movies in Minecraft form! Picture this: you and your friends building a giant replica of the Hangover hotel and having a wild adventure trying to find your missing diamond pickaxe!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so hilarious that even the mobs can’t stop laughing. Watch as zombies do the Thriller dance, skeletons tell knock-knock jokes, and creepers try stand-up comedy (spoiler alert: it’s explosive)!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on down and let’s make Minecraft comedy gold together!

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