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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7245 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
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