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Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	4915
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3975
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	143

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3671	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2168	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!