AssholeCraft2024

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3825
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

CraftingCashGrab

conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftingCashGrab, designer brands, extravagant purchases, fashion fads, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulse purchases, lavish lifestyles, Luxury items, materialism, overpriced products, peer pressure, social expectations, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you won’t regret spending all your hard-earned diamonds on virtual pixelated items that serve absolutely no purpose in real life. But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a shiny new diamond pickaxe, right?

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.

So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

Deez Vultures Raiding People in a Funny way: Pranks & Fails

#CashPrize, activeplayers, Auctionhouse, ClassicServers, Community, deez, Discord, Economy, Factions, Fails, funny, Gaming, MapReset, Minecraft, Nop2w, ObbyBreaker, people, pranks, PvP, Raiding, RankUpgrades, semi anarchy, Silkspawners, Timebasedranks, TopFaction, Votecrates, Vultures

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/welcome-to-minelanders-smp-where-we-dig-craft-and-accidentally-blow-up-our-own-creations-java-bedrock-crossplay-for-more-chaos/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview and FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	Play.DVRaids.Win
Description	We are a new Factions – PvP – Raiding server that emphasizes core gameplay with no unfair advantages from donation ranks.
Rank Progression	Rookie = 10Hrs => Member = 48Hrs => Hero = 100Hrs => Champion = ??? (More to come)

Features

1.20.1+ Compatible
AuctionHouse
SilkSpawners
ObbyBreaker
VoteCrates (No p2w gambling crates)
More

At the end of the map reset (TBD), we will feature a cash prize for the top faction on the server (/f top money).

Our Discord server is linked to our Minecraft server for ease of access to chat with members whilst away.

Come by and give it a try!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with version 1.20.1+?	Yes, the server is compatible with version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there unfair advantages from donation ranks?	No, all rank upgrades are based on time spent on the server.
Is there a cash prize for the top faction?	Yes, at the end of the map reset, there will be a cash prize for the top faction.
Is there a Discord server linked to the Minecraft server?	Yes, our Discord server is linked for easy communication with members.

-Dee

Crafty North America Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	413878	Emeralds Found:	4706

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like a caffeine-infused energy drink for your gaming experience! Join us for late-night shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what time it is.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offered to be their personal bodyguard. The chicken, who we lovingly named Sir Clucks-a-Lot, followed the player around and protected them from any danger. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a field full of sheep grooving to the beat of the music, with fireworks exploding in the sky above. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky characters and wild events you’ll encounter next? One thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again!

SMPBryanSlayer – >Ends Bryan’s career with a guitar… in Minecraft SMP

Bryan Danielson, Bryan’s career, Bryans, career, career ending, dramatic, dramatic exit, emotional, Entertainment, Finale, gtends, guitar, guitar attack, guitar shot, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Retirement, scripted, Shocking.., smp, SMPBryanSlayer, Sports Entertainment, Storyline, unexpected, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and unexpected twists. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the time we ended Bryan’s career with a guitar shot in-game? Yeah, that’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here. Who knew a virtual guitar could be so deadly? So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few guitar shots), then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

MotherInLawGriefGone

Boundaries, career, children, Communication, compromise, decision, family, Father, financial trouble, Guilt, husband, in-laws, Loss, mother-in-law, MotherInLawGriefGone, Obligations, Prioritizing, Relocation, sentimental attachment, Support

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where you can experience the ultimate family feud showdown!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your virtual husband and father-in-law. Your husband wants to stay with his dad to support him after the tragic loss of his mom, while you’re trying to convince him to come back home to prioritize your family. Who will he choose? Will your virtual kids be torn between their two virtual dads? The drama is real, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Help your father-in-law navigate through financial troubles, emotional dependency, and stubbornness all while building the Minecraft house of his dreams. Will he finally agree to move in with you or will he cling to his sacred space forever? The suspense is killing us!

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, tough decisions, and virtual family bonding like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CraftyJailTime30

30 Years, arrest, authoritarianism, Calls, Corruption, CraftyJailTime30, Dictatorship, González, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, machado, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, Régime, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3231
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5959
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army!

EndlessWorld – Vanilla Minecraft Server

Calm, Cozy, Development, Discord, EndlessWorld, Enjoy, Minecraft, Relax, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, vk

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3282
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	7828	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Hello, Buddy! Welcome to the cozy and calm Minecraft server – EndlessWorld (Version 1.7.10). This is where you can relax, survive, and mostly ENJOY! All information: VK – https://vk.com/endless_mc, DISCORD – (under development…)

185.9.145.8:25773

Grasshopper SMP: Where Grass Actually Hops! 🌱🦗

Community-Curated Modpack., Curseforge, Donations, Economy restrictions, Enhancements, fabric mods, GRASS, Grasshopper, Griefing, Hops, inclusive environment, locked chests, Minecraft, modpacks, Player Base, Ranks, rp, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Vanilla-Inspired Gameplay, Vanilla-like feel, Voting, world border

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Grasshopper SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information	Links
Server IP	grasshopper.mcserv.fun
Discord	discord.gg/eqXNZfMhqV
Modpack	Grasshopper SMP Pack

Overview:

Hop into Grasshopper SMP, a community-driven Fabric Minecraft server where your voice shapes the modpack! Join us and help build an amazing community!

What Makes Grasshopper SMP Special:

Community-Curated Modpack: Regularly updated based on community suggestions.
Vanilla-Inspired Gameplay: Uses Fabric mods for enhancements while maintaining a vanilla-like feel.
Welcoming Community: Passionate about creating a fun and inclusive environment.
Freedom to Play Your Way: No locked chests, economy restrictions, world border, donations, voting, or ranks!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the modpack?

A: Absolutely! We encourage community suggestions for mod additions and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to protect against griefing and stealing outside of roleplay scenarios. Our community values respect and cooperation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP provided above or joining our Discord for more information and updates.

EndGoal Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because on our server, the end goal is to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted the power to control all the llamas in the game and ride them into battle against the evil mobs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for being the ultimate chicken knight!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on wild adventures, crazy challenges, and ridiculous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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