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ZeroHit Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of getting hit zero times and still dying in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Miyazaki himself has blessed us with his divine protection! Join us and experience the joy of never dying, no matter how many times you get hit (or don’t get hit, for that matter)! It’s like having a cheat code activated 24/7, except it’s totally legit and Miyazaki-approved. So come on over and never fear death again!

NoBoyfriendZone

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, loyalty, NoBoyfriendZone, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Support, tough conversations, toxic relationships, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	865	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with friendship, betrayal, and epic battles!

Picture this: you and your BFF mining for diamonds together, laughing and having a great time. But uh-oh, here comes BFF’s boyfriend James, causing drama and ruining the fun! Will you choose to support your BFF or take down James in an epic PvP showdown? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Kayla and James, as they battle it out for control of the server. Will Kayla finally break free from James’ grip and reclaim her independence? Or will James reign supreme and turn Kayla into a stay-at-home Minecraft mom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and maybe even some diamond loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

MineCraftyMistakes – Minecraft Server

Adversity, challenge, Experience, growth, hard way, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lesson learned, life lesson, Minecraft, MineCraftyMistakes, mistake, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, Server, tough love, trial and error, valuable lesson, wisdom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a Pegasus? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But on our server, not only can you ride flying pigs, but you can also ride llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?) So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

CreepCraft: Unexplainable Encounters

BIZARRE, chilling, CreepCraft, creepy, creepy stories, eerie, eerie occurrences, ENCOUNTERS, Ghostly, Haunted, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, Paranormal, spooky, spooky happenings, strange, strange encounters, Supernatural, Unexplainable, unexplained, unexplained phenomena, unsettling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	128	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Buildings Constructed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly heard eerie whispers coming from the depths of the cave? Or maybe you were building a cozy little house and a mysterious figure appeared out of nowhere, staring at you with glowing eyes? Well, if you’re looking for more spine-tingling moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like no other, filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and even a haunted forest where the trees whisper secrets to those who dare to venture inside. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like zombie pigman racing, creeper fireworks shows, and even a pet skeleton competition!

So if you’re ready to experience the creepiest and craziest moments in Minecraft, then join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious whispers and glowing eyes. Just be sure to bring a friend or two, because you never know what kind of spooky shenanigans might be waiting for you around the corner!

AutoJailCraft

Artificial Intelligence, AutoJailCraft, automated vehicles, autonomous transportation, autonomous vehicles, criminal justice reform, criminal justice system, driverless cars, future of transportation, future technology, law enforcement, law enforcement technology, legal implications, potential dangers, prison transport, self driving car risks, self driving car safety., self driving cars, transportation technology, warrant enforcement, warrant for arrest

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1584	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got self-driving pigs that will take u on a wild ride straight to prison if u got a warrant out for ur arrest! imagine cruising through the block in a pig-driven car, getting chased by the cops while trying to mine diamonds and build ur dream house. it’s like a real-life gta but in minecraft, fam. u never know when the pigs will turn on u and send u straight to the slammer, so u gotta stay on ur toes and watch ur back. join now for the thrill of a lifetime, and remember – pigs may be man’s best friend, but they can also be ur worst enemy on this server!

PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

breakthrough discovery, common forms, cure, disease spread, Dna, DNA discovery, DNA methylation, genetics, health, key genes, medical breakthrough, Methylation, molecules, oncology, Pancreatic cancer, PancreaticCraft, Precision medicine, research, researchers, scientists, survival rates, Treatment, WORST

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Konohaven: Where adulting is just a fancy way of saying we play with virtual blocks and call it a community.

adulting, blocks, Call, Challenges, Community, community-based server, custom models, diamond-based economy, Discord, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fancy, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, Konohaven, Live Map, Phantoms Disabled, Play, resource pack, rules, Shops, simple voice chat, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla, Virginia, virtual

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	861	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric (updating to 1.21 soon)
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Gameplay	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Special Features	Live Map, Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join our Discord server and start the whitelist application process. Make sure to read the rules and requirements carefully before applying.

Is the resource pack mandatory to play on the server?

No, the resource pack is not required to download. It only contains custom items and hat models that can enhance your gameplay experience.

Are there any specific rules regarding shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. However, players are encouraged to keep the environment friendly. Staff will intervene if any price war becomes toxic.

Are there regular events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	3415
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And guess what? Only the chosen ones can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, Chudglasses, Confidence, contact lenses, eyewear, face shape, fashion, fashion choices, Frames, intervention, intervention needed, lasik, Minecraft, parenting, Political, RPK, self esteem, self improvement, Server, Style, trend, Wardrobe, Young men

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	215
Towns Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Towns Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!