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THE GRID

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

We are a creative minecraft server with an emphasis on freedom. Build to your hearts content without the worry of griefers or server wipes. 99.9% uptime, no lag and no whitelist! Our friendly community of builders encourage maturity and mutual respect. Pass your initiation as a Builder rank and enjoy utter freedom when you become part of the Architect and Dreamer team!

Check out our screenshots: http://is.gd/Y2Q91x

Worlds: Spawn – Our servers go-to place to hang out; built by our own community. Trial – Prove your worth and show off your creativity in a PlotMe map! The Grid – Main world for Architects Outer Space – Space world for Architects Flatlands – Plot world for Architects The Earth: 1:1500 scale map of the Earth VS and WE Training: VoxelSniper and WorldEdit training ground for Dreamer ranked players

Plugins: Essentials, Multiverse, PlotMe, WorldGuard, CoreProtect, SimpleBackup, McBans, NoCheatPlus, Dynmap, Shortify, Wireless Redstone, Travel Portals, Citizens, Chairs, Sponge Trampolines, Item Stay, Pick Boat, Mudders Milk, Custom Music, ThunderPlus and much more!

the.grid-tronix.com

MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

78.129.165.93

MinecraftMalta

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

s.minecraftmalta.com

Titan

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5213
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome to Titan,

This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

mctitan.net

Devil’s Minecraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

99.198.120.88

Infinicraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

play.infmc.net:25900

TekkLads MC

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

85.236.100.210:29865

CraftINC

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	4912
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

CraftINC.mcph.co

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

192.210.194.75:25665

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

server.phobospvp.com