come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!
TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks
Cubecraft Exodus: 1M Gone in 2 Years!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff happening, you won’t even believe it. like, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and the best part is, you can trade with them for super rare items that will blow your mind.oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.
plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.
BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!
Desert2JungleCraft
so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.
oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.
so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.
RussianRefugeeRush
OMG, u know what’s crazier than that? 650,000 people have reportedly joined our Minecraft server since last week! Like, we’re basically the Russia of Minecraft servers, except way cooler and with way less invasions!Join us and be part of the epic migration away from boring servers and into the land of endless fun and chaos. We’ve got so many players, it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time.
Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle or a game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why wait? Leave Russia behind and join the exodus to our Minecraft server. Who needs political drama when you can have blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will last a lifetime? Let’s goooooo!
SecondHomeCraft
lol come join dis minecraft server where every empty house is a chance for u to make it ur second home. build ur dream house in da middle of nowhere and pretend u own da whole world. who needs real estate when u got pixels to play with, amirite?we got a story where a player built a mansion on top of a mountain and declared himself king of the land. he made all da other players pay him taxes in diamonds or they had to fight in a gladiator arena. it was chaos but also kinda fun, u know?
so if u wanna be a land baron or just wanna build a giant statue of a chicken, dis server is for u. join now and let ur imagination run wild. who needs reality when u got minecraft, right?
EarlessWonderCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life family drama that will make you forget about mining for diamonds! Our server is full of intense arguments about ear piercings, body modifications, and even gender identity.Witness epic battles between ex-partners with different parenting styles and political views, all over the simple act of getting ears pierced. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as they debate the age at which a child should be allowed to modify their body and the importance of going to a professional piercer.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated discussions about gender identity, trans siblings, and even a little flipping off and swearing. Who needs PvP battles when you have this level of drama?
Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine for?
SynagogueCraft: No Future in France
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more future for jews than paris grand synagogue rabbi thinks! we got diamond yarmulkes, kosher creepers, and a secret underground matzah factory. forget france, come build your jewish empire with us! plus, our synagogue is made entirely of emerald blocks because we fancy like that. join now before the rabbi finds out and tries to shut us down!AtlanticFlutter
So, like, imagine this, right? Butterflies, like, these tiny lil’ creatures, decided to, like, take a vacation or somethin’, and they, like, flew all the way across the big ol’ Atlantic ocean! Can you believe it? And, like, if you join our Minecraft server, you can be as adventurous as those butterflies, man! Fly across the virtual world and make friends with all the other players, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude! So, like, come join us and be a part of this epic journey, you won’t regret it, I promise!BlueWhaleBonanza
yo, you ever wonder what it’s like to be a pygmy blue whale in the Eastern Indian Ocean? well, now you can on our EPIC minecraft server! we got satellite tracking data that helps you find the best spots for foraging and migration. swim with your whale buddies and explore the ocean like never before! join now for the ultimate whale adventure, it’s gonna be WHALEY fun! 🐋🌊 #WhaleSquad #OceanLife #MinecraftMadness