We got robot villages, robot jungles, and even robot beaches where they can chill and stop being incels.
Imagine a world where robots can finally find love and happiness, all while building epic structures and battling creepers.
Don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride to a robot paradise like no other!
Imagine waking up every day in a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). You can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a flying pig to the moon, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why settle for boring old citizenship when you can be a part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and start your journey to citizenship in the most ridiculous and awesome country ever created!
COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.
Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.
So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!
Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).
But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).
So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Server Name | Nightshade SMP |
|---|---|
| Whitelist | Yes, 18 plus |
| Community Focus | Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended |
| Server Features | No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay |
| Server Plugins | Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more |
| Server Settings | CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks |
| Server Info | Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132 |
To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.
The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.
Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.
The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.
Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.
You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.
So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!
But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.
We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!