so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got president trump tryna move gazans to egypt and jordan. like, can you imagine the chaos? we got villagers running around, trying to build new homes in the desert. it’s like a real-life game of survival mode. join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can help president trump make his dream a reality. plus, we got llama races every sunday and free diamonds for anyone who can tame a wild ocelot. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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GazaCraft: Trump’s Migration Plan
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CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??
so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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BritBlockJewTopia
OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A JEWISH BRITISH PARTY IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF BAGELS, TEA, AND CREEPERS! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND MATZO BALL SOUP.RUMOR HAS IT, THE QUEEN HERSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND SHE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BUILD A CASTLE WITH HER MAJESTY!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE WE RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC, DUDE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE PART OF THE BRITISH JEWISH MINECRAFT REVOLUTION! #BAGELSANDBLOCKSFOREVER
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GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got trump pushing countries around like he’s playing a game of chess, but instead of pawns, he’s using innocent palestinians! join us and witness the chaos unfold as jordan and egypt try to clean out gaza like it’s a dirty closet! who needs reality tv when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server! come on in and let the craziness begin!
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PetroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, man. we got colombia’s petro running the show here, and he’s all like “no US planes allowed, bro.” it’s like a crazy rule, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane adventures. like, one time, we had a giant llama stampede that took out half the village. it was wild, man. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution. good times, good times.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as colombia’s petro, then this is the place for you. just remember, no US planes allowed.
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Hyena Oasis: Egypt’s First Spot
OMG U GUYS, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A SPOTTED HYENA CHILLIN IN EGYPT! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, A HYENA IN EGYPT AFTER 5,000 YEARS! IT CAME FROM SUDAN CUZ OF CLIMATE SHIFTS AND GRAZING PRACTICES, LIKE WUT?! U WANNA SEE A REAL LIFE MINECRAFT MOB IRL? THEN JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HYENAINEGYPT #MINECRAFTSAFARI #WILDWORLDWONDERS 🦁🐾🌍
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BlockyPhD to Prof
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.
If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.
Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!
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Hominin Haven: Romania 1.95mil
OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray server?!?! it’s like so lit, u won’t believe it! like, did u know that humans were in Eurasia like 1.95 million years ago?? that’s like sooo long ago, u guys! imagine all the cool stuff they left behind for us to find in this server!join this server if u wanna uncover ancient civilizations and build ur own epic empire! like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of history, amirite?! plus, there’s like secret caves and hidden treasures waiting for u to discover! u might even find a time machine and go back to prehistoric times, how cool is that?!
so come join us on this server and let’s explore the mysteries of the past together! who knows, u might even find urself face to face with a real-life caveman! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and let the adventure begin! #cavemandreams #prehistoricfun #minecraftmadness
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Iron Age Men Go Home – Women Rule!
yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of a crazy DNA study like those iron age dudes. we got women ruling the show here, just like in Celtic Britain. forget about all those other servers where dudes think they’re in charge, here it’s all about the ladies. plus, we challenge all those assumptions that societies gotta be patrilocal. come join us and be part of a revolution in Minecraft history!
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Sk8rBoiPutinNoMore
so, like, u know that speed skater who like, ran away from russia and was all like, nah man, i ain’t down with that invasion of ukraine stuff? well, guess what, now he’s like, skating for poland and stuff. like, talk about a plot twist, amirite? anyway, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this dude’s life story, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that the speed skater dude himself might make a guest appearance, so u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let’s make some memories that are even more insane than this whole speed skater saga.