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Migration Policy

  • BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blocky Brexit Bonanza! 🎮🌍

    Are you tired of mundane servers where the only conflict is who gets to poke the cows? Dive headfirst into a world where the debates are as chaotic as your cousin Barry’s attempts to bake a cake! Here, the plots are thick, and the blocks are thicker!

    Why join us? Glad you asked! Here’s what you’re in for:

      • Migration Madness: Our server is like Brexit, but instead of political speeches, we have mobs migrating to your doorstep to get the latest gossip about your questionable house builds! Zombies from the desert? Creepers from the forest? They’re all coming here because they heard the cake was real (spoiler: it’s just a block)!

      • Crafting Chaos: Remember your favorite childhood toys? Well, they’re probably crushed under a pile of obsidian and taken over by vengeful Endermen who just want a free ride to the Nether! Join our quest to find the missing Avengers of Minecraft—who, by the way, totally still blame the creepers for ruining their last movie shoot!

      • Outrageous Openings: Ever wanted to argue with a parrot about world affairs while building a massive castle that looks suspiciously like Parliament? We offer that and more! Our server is filled with NPCs who have fierce opinions about everything—from diamond trade policies to the best way to catch a fish (don’t listen to the squid—he cheats).

      • Political Punditry in Pixels: Tired of being asked about your opinions on the latest political drama? Here, you’ll have absolutely no time for that! You’ll be too busy running from surprise llamas that have formed a union to negotiate hay prices. Who knew building a grocery market could get so intense?

      • Outlandish Events: Every weekend we host the “Great Block-off”—a competition where players have to build the most ridiculous structure using only what mobs drop during a Blood Moon! Ever seen a ghast-shaped wendy house? Now you can!

      • Endless Editions: Join in on our “Brexit Buffet Night,” where you can trade cake for obsidian, and if you mix them up you might just summon a rogue pigman who questions your life choices whilst floating in despair!

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob who accidentally built a tower of TNT (don’t worry, we won’t talk about that), come on down and join our oh-so-welcome block party! We guarantee you’ll leave with more stories than you could shake a diamond pickaxe at—and maybe a few new friends (or enemies, but let’s not quibble over semantics)!

    Join us now where every block tells a story, and the only migration we encourage is moving from your base to one filled with swirling drama and laughter! 🌌🚀💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GazaEscape Minecraft Server

    GazaEscape Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds.

    also, we got a secret mission where you gotta save the villagers from a zombie apocalypse. but, like, the twist is the zombies can breakdance and sing show tunes. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s, like, super dangerous but also super fun. you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PutinCraft2025

    PutinCraft2025

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

    we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrusselsBustStopEU

    BrusselsBustStopEU

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockCraft: No Migrant Zone

    BlockCraft: No Migrant Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re in finland, right? but then BAM, migrants start crossing over from russia and you gotta stop them! it’s like a crazy minigame where you gotta build walls and traps to keep them out. but watch out, they’re sneaky little buggers.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there’s also a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon! you gotta team up with other players to defeat it and claim the treasure for yourselves.

    oh, and did i mention there’s a dance party every saturday night at the village square? yeah, we get down and boogie with our pixelated selves. it’s lit, fam.

    so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure. finland may be blocking migrants, but we’re welcoming all players with open arms. let’s make some memories and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Down Under Edu Minecraft Server

    Down Under Edu Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like the australia of minecraft servers. we’re cracking down on all the foreign players by doubling the visa fee to get in. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because we have kangaroos that drop diamonds and koalas that give you super speed.

    join us for the ultimate australian adventure in minecraft! you’ll be riding emus into battle and fighting off drop bears in no time. plus, our server is so lit that even steve irwin would be proud.

    come on mate, don’t be a drongo. join our server now and experience the outback like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraftBachBash

    MineCraftBachBash

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of friendship? Look no further than our server, where even the most scandalous situations get resolved with a happy ending!

    Join us for a wild ride of hijab drama, Christian fiance apologies, and a bride who just can’t seem to keep her photos straight. Our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and heartwarming resolutions you never knew you needed in your Minecraft experience.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a community where friendships last two decades and weddings are a regular occurrence. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hijab controversy that ends in a heart-to-heart chat and a promise to keep it in the past.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because where else can you find such outrageous stories and heartwarming endings in the world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyPleasureLand

    CraftyPleasureLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VisaFreeCraft93

    VisaFreeCraft93

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u need to join this minecraft server its like thailand but without the pesky visas u can just come on in and start building ur dream castle or whatever u want like u dont even need a passport just log in and start playing like how cool is that u can be from any of the 93 nations that thailand is like come on in and join the fun like u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure trust me u will have the time of ur life building and exploring and making new friends like u might even find a hidden treasure or something like who knows what could happen on this wild server just join already u wont regret it i promise lol.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NerdyCraft: Where Glasses Are Cool

    NerdyCraft: Where Glasses Are Cool

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we wear smart glasses and bully kids who don’t have them. u dont wanna be the loser without glasses, do u? come join us and be part of the cool kids club. we have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while looking super smart and stylish with our glasses. don’t be a loser, join our server now and show off your coolness with your smart glasses.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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