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MinecraftBorderPatrol
lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun! -
No thanks, Minecraft SMP
🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are constantly building ridiculous structures and pulling off insane pranks.But the real reason you should join is because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Mexico! Why, you ask? Because we don’t want any non-Mexican players on our server, of course! So we built a bridge over Mexico to send them all to the USA. Maybe it was Mexico that wanted a wall on its southern border this whole time. Who knows?
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some unexpected international diplomacy. Just watch out for creepers disguised as politicians! 😉🌵🇲🇽 #MinecraftMadness
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BorderPatrolCraft Server
so like, this server is like the ultimate minecraft experience, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man.and get this, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie dance parties, they’ll getcha every time.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a roller coaster through hell and back. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. we promise you won’t regret it. unless you get eaten by a giant spider, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
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BrickBlock Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Hungary threatening to bus migrants to Brussels! 😂 our asylum policies are so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world! build your own crazy creations and watch out for those pesky migrants trying to sneak in 😜 join now for a wild ride! 🎉🔥 -
BorderDefenseMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND loosening firearms rules for soldiers defending border AMID MIGRATION CRISIS. why? because we have zombies trying to invade our server and we need all hands on deck to defend our precious blocks. grab your virtual guns and protect our virtual land from the undead horde. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to mine. join now before it’s too late! -
TuskCraft: No Griefing the Buffer Zone
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a border with Belarus that’s so lit, even Donald Tusk is talking about it! we’re like, totally establishing a buffer zone to keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in.our server is so wild, you’ll be dodging arrows and building forts like a pro in no time. plus, we have the most epic PvP battles that will make your head spin (literally, we have a mod for that).
seriously, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?).
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The Moss Network
We are The Moss Network! We opened recently (January 3rd) and are still fresh as a server! We are mostly vanilla, with a few QoL plugins to make life easier for both you and I, aswell as ViaBackwards and ViaVersion The server is hosted on 1.21.1, but can be accessed by any version* We feature: -Bedrock/Java Crosplay -Towny -Lovely staff -Support for any version (above 1.7)* -Antixray -CoreProtect -Graves (3h limit) -BetterRTP &More! We hope to see you soon!
mossnetwork.fshgames.com:25581
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Mystic Oracle’s Realm 1.21.1
OMG, this server is like a magical crystal ball but for finding out about people’s sex lives! Join now to uncover all the juicy details and gossip about everyone you know. It’s like being a virtual detective but with way more inappropriate questions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to know if that girl from math class is getting some bomb dick right now? Join for the ultimate scandalous tea-spilling experience! -
FianceFitMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be uncovered just like hidden treasure chests! Join us for a thrilling adventure filled with mystery and intrigue, just like the time I accidentally stumbled upon my fiance’s hidden health issues while cleaning our virtual office.Explore our world and uncover the truth about your fellow players, just like how I discovered my fiance’s secret medical bills in his email account. Will you confront them and demand transparency, or will you let the mystery unfold as you navigate the ups and downs of relationships in our server?
Don’t worry, we promise not to ambush you with surprises like my fiance did to me. Instead, embrace the chaos and drama as you navigate the twists and turns of our virtual world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth and build trust among your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond in the rough along the way!