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  • Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP

    Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

    But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

    So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMigrantPayouts

    CraftyMigrantPayouts

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    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrusselsBustStopEU

    BrusselsBustStopEU

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrickBlock Minecraft Server

    BrickBlock Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Hungary threatening to bus migrants to Brussels! 😂 our asylum policies are so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world! build your own crazy creations and watch out for those pesky migrants trying to sneak in 😜 join now for a wild ride! 🎉ðŸ”Ĩ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AsylumCraft Minecraft Server

    AsylumCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our minecraft server where the only rioting you’ll see is when the creepers blow up your house! we promise no asylum seekers will be harmed in the making of this server, just lots of fun and chaos! build your dream world and watch it get destroyed by your friends, just like in real life! join now for a riotous good time!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft MigrantMayhem

    Minecraft MigrantMayhem

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild party every day just like those far-right rioters storming that hotel in the UK!! except instead of causing chaos, we’re building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun and excitement. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the craziest adventure of your life!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TalibanCraft: No Criminal Migrants

    TalibanCraft: No Criminal Migrants

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got germany talking with the taliban to send back criminal migrants. like, can you even believe that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here.

    if you wanna be part of the drama and chaos, then this server is the place for you. we got crazy shenanigans happening every day, like pigs flying and chickens doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    plus, we have the best community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and supportive. we’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockCraft: No Migrant Zone

    BlockCraft: No Migrant Zone

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re in finland, right? but then BAM, migrants start crossing over from russia and you gotta stop them! it’s like a crazy minigame where you gotta build walls and traps to keep them out. but watch out, they’re sneaky little buggers.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there’s also a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon! you gotta team up with other players to defeat it and claim the treasure for yourselves.

    oh, and did i mention there’s a dance party every saturday night at the village square? yeah, we get down and boogie with our pixelated selves. it’s lit, fam.

    so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure. finland may be blocking migrants, but we’re welcoming all players with open arms. let’s make some memories and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UkraineCraft – Minecraft Server

    UkraineCraft – Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the daily battlefield assessment involves more drama than a soap opera. Join us and witness Zelenskiy signing security agreements in Brussels one minute, only to be visiting troops in eastern Ukraine to boost morale the next.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?

    And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.

    So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? ðŸĪŠðŸ”Ĩ #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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