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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5386 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 291 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”
we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!
