GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server
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border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigrationYo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!ElSalvadorCraft: Deportee Edition
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central america, cooperation, crime, criminal justice, CriminalCraft, cross-border, deportation, deportees, diplomatic solution, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, gang violence, government agreement, housing offer, immigration, international relations, migrant crisis, Nationality, Public Safety, unprecedented deal, US criminals, violent criminalscome join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!
so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!
CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
asylum seekers, border control, China, Citizens, CraftyCitizens, deportation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Illegal immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant crisis, Migration, political tensions, Threats, trump, undocumented immigrants, USomg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??
so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
HondurasCraft: Trumped by China
asylum seekers, border security, central america, China, deportation plan, deportation policy, diplomatic relations, economic ties, foreign relations, global impact, Honduras, HondurasCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international affairs, Latin America, migrant crisis, Politics, trump, Trump administration, Trumped, united statesSo, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory!RohingyaRaidersCraft
asylum seekers, boat people, border control, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, immigration enforcement, international relations, Malaysia, migrant crisis, refugee camps, Refugee Crisis, refugee protection, refugee resettlement., refugee rights, regional cooperation, Rohingya refugees, RohingyaRaidersCraft, Southeast Asia, Southeast Asian politicslol come join our minecraft server where we turn away boats with 300 rohingya refugees but let dozens land on our island for the ultimate survival challenge!build your own refugee camp or team up with the locals to fight off the invaders! who will come out on top in this epic battle for survival?!
join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
CretanCraft Minecraft Server
asylum seekers, border control, CretanCraft, Crete, european union, Greek island, humanitarian crisis, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration statistics, international migration, mediterranean sea, migrant arrivals, migrant boat, migrant crisis, migrant crossings, migrants, Minecraft, North Africa, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Server, weekendso, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!
but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?
join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!
Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!
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1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, worldAre you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!
Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!
Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure
Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video gameHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!