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GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the 1st migrant flight to land at guantanamo bay!!! we have 10 people waiting to welcome you with open arms and diamond swords! build your own cell block and escape from the evil warden who is actually a creeper in disguise. team up with your fellow inmates to mine for rare ores and craft powerful weapons to take down the corrupt guards. but be careful, because the prison is also haunted by ghostly villagers who will trade with you for spooky loot. join now for a wild adventure that will leave you questioning reality and your own sanity! -
GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition
Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of! -
ElSalvadorCraft: Deportee Edition
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally off the hook, man. like, you gotta join because we have this crazy story where el salvador is making this “extraordinary” offer to the US about deportees, even american citizens. like, what even is that, right? it’s like a whole new level of wildness. so if you wanna be part of something totally insane and out of this world, join our server now! who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, am i right? let’s get this party started, woohoo! -
CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound
come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!
so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!
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CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??
so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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HondurasCraft: Trumped by China
So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory! -
EuroCraft: BBC Edition 1.20.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a wild party where European sluts are building stuff to service the dicks of savage black and Muslim migrants! And it all starts with this German slut, like, whoa! It’s gonna be the craziest adventure ever, man! So, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to build and service, bro! Let’s do this! -
RohingyaRaidersCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we turn away boats with 300 rohingya refugees but let dozens land on our island for the ultimate survival challenge!build your own refugee camp or team up with the locals to fight off the invaders! who will come out on top in this epic battle for survival?!
join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
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CretanCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!
but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?
join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!