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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server
asylum seekers, border crisis, border security, central america, hostility, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, mexico, migrant caravan, migrant shelters, migrants, Minecraft, political refugees, Refugee Crisis, Server, Trump administration, Trump decision, Trumps, us mexico border, Wall, Xenophobiaso, like, u know how trump be all like “no migrants allowed” and stuff? well, these poor peeps got stuck in mexico and now they facing all this crazy hostility. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember why u were worried about trump in the first place. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #trumpwho? -
BorderBlock Minecraft Server
abrupt end, asylum seekers, border app, border control, border crisis, border security, BorderBlock, central america, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration debate, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, mexico, migrant caravan, migrants, Minecraft, nearly 1 million, Server, stranded, Trump administration, USLOL come join our minecraft server where we build a giant wall to keep out all the noobs from other servers. we got so many players, it’s like a million of them, but then we shut down the border app and now they’re all stuck in Mexico. join us and help us figure out how to get them back, or just laugh at them from the other side of the wall. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to cross the border in real life. come play with us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
‘Crafty Immigration: Minecraft Server’
asylum seekers, asylum seekers crisis, border control, Crafty, global migration, humanitarian crisis, immigrant crisis, immigration, immigration challenges, immigration debate, immigration issues, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, migrant caravan, migrant crisis, Minecraft, political asylum, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, Server, undocumented immigrants, what immigrant crisisAre you tired of dealing with pesky immigrant crises in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where there is no such thing as an immigrant crisis! Build your dream world without any unwanted visitors trying to sneak in and steal your diamonds. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where all your wildest dreams come true. So why wait? Join now and leave those immigrant crises behind! -
Crafty Pussies United
2nd amendment, Arizona border surge, Biden administration, border control, border security, budget deficit, Crafty, El Paso border, foreign nationals, Guards, Ice, illegal crossings, immigration, mass releases, migrant caravan, migrants, Military, national security vulnerabilities, parole pipeline, Pussies, razor wire, San Francisco population, UnitedJoin our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss! -
SecretSMP: Disturbia
confidential information, dark confession, Disturbia, disturbing confession, disturbing disclosure, disturbing information, disturbing revelation, disturbing secret, disturbing story, disturbing truth, Hidden Truth, private matter, SecretSMP, sensitive topic, Shocking revelation, shocking secret, undisclosed scandal, unsettling disclosure, unsettling secretAre you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, mysterious disappearances, and a conspiracy involving cows and creepers working together to take over the world. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us if you dare and uncover the most disturbing secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus of spinning Endermen. -
DeifDown Minecraft Server
airstrike, Assassination, chief, confirmation, Conflict, DeifDown, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, July strike, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military wing, Minecraft, Mohammed Deif, News, Operation, Palestinian, RETALIATION, Server, Target, Terrorismso, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join just to see the craziness that goes down. we have confirmed reports that the legendary chief of the creeper army, mohammed deif, was taken out in a epic strike by the israeli players. join us and be part of the action, fight against the evil mobs and show them who’s boss. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a blast together! -
BlockyScandalCraft
abuse of power, BlockyScandalCraft, candidate accusation, election, gender discrimination, government corruption, harassment allegations, high level, METOO, misconduct, political controversy, political scandal, political upheaval, presidential candidate, Professor, Romania, scandalous behavior, sex scandals, sexual harassment, university scandal, victim shamingare you tired of boring minecraft servers with nothing but boring old blocks? well, come join our server where the blocks are made of pure GOLD and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party!we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always throwing wild llama parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk!
join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the evil professor who is secretly a llama in disguise and is always trying to steal your diamonds!
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SakuraIsTheBestMinecraftSMP
Anime, badass, best character, cherry blossom, favorite character, Inner Sakura, inner strength, kishimoto, loyal friend, Medical Ninja, Naruto, ninja skills, pink hair, powerful ninja, sakura, Sakura Haruno, SakuraIsTheBestMinecraftSMP, Shinobi, strong female lead, Team 7, UnderratedWelcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the grass is greener, the pigs are pinker, and the creepers are… well, still just as explosive.1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest adventurers can find it!
2. We have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance to disco music. He’s the life of the party, and he’ll even give you a tour of our server if you ask nicely.
3. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes instead of leaves. It’s the perfect place to gather resources and satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time.
4. We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask us how we manage to do it, just enjoy the llama.
5. Our server has a custom plugin that turns all the chickens into flying pigs. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the reason why our server is the best.
6. We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs out of its eyes. It’s both terrifying and awe-inspiring, and it’s the centerpiece of our server.
7. Our server has a secret society of villagers who wear top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties and discuss the finer points of villager society. It’s quite posh.
8. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, the End, and even a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. It’s a thrill-seeker’s dream come true.
9. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the most dedicated players can find. It’s like a real-life scavenger hunt, but with pixelated rewards.
10. And last but not least, if you don’t join our server and declare that Sakura is the fucking best, your mom will mysteriously start sleepwalking and end up in a precarious situation. Don’t risk it, join us now and save your mom from a bizarre fate!
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Blocky Warfare Minecraft Server
air strike, Assassination, blocky, breaking news, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Israel, Israeli military, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, Minecraft, Mohammed Deif, News, Palestinian, RETALIATION, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, WARFAREYo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than Hamas military chief Mohammed Deif in an air strike, yo! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your epic base.Our server is so lit, even Israel is jealous of our PvP battles. We got more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, fam! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like a boss.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft community ever. Join now and let’s make some memories that will leave even Herobrine shook! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥💣
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DeifDownUnderMC
airstrike, Al-Qassam Brigades, Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownUnderMC, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, Political, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violenceYo, so like on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the fun and games you could ever want! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, this dude named Deif thought he could take over the server and become number two, but we showed him who’s boss and took him down! Now, if you wanna be part of the action and take down some baddies, you gotta join our server. Plus, we got all the coolest mods and builds that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show Deif who’s boss!