Migraine Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBabysitNoCraft

AITAH, ambulance, babysit, Boundaries, concussion, Help, inconvenient, Kindy, Manipulation, Migraine, Neighbour, NoBabysitNoCraft, older mum, refusal, Respect, short notice, spoilt child, Understanding, unwanted responsibility, wailing child

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Animals Bred:	126	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

ReserveCraft: Bday Eats & Beats

Apology, Argument, BDay, beats, Birthday, blurry vision, celebration, Communication, dining out, dog, Eats, Etiquette, exclusive, family, Friends, Hospitality, Migraine, misunderstanding, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, Restaurant, service dog, special occasion, vertigo

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a rare steak! Just like the exclusive restaurant with a long waitlist, our server is the hottest spot in town.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my brother tried to bring his service dog to a fancy dinner party. Who knew a dog could cause so much chaos? But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any dogs allowed in our virtual world (unless they’re pixelated and super cute).

So come on over and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and misunderstandings, all while building your dream Minecraft creations. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the fun begin!

RestlessCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, berating, boisterous, children, Complaints, cranky, Dark, Dinner, family, Hungry, husband, internet, ipad, Migraine, Minecraft, pain killers, pepsi, Quiet, Requests, REST, RestlessCraft, Server, Snappy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Votes:	1683	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with requests and complaints from your family? Do you just want some peace and quiet to relax and play Minecraft without any interruptions? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee that no one will bother you while you’re mining for diamonds or building your dream castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of family life, where you can finally take a break from all the noise and demands. No more interruptions from hungry kids, internet problems, or pesky spouses asking about dinner plans. Just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft, where you can finally focus on yourself and your in-game adventures without any distractions. Trust us, you deserve this break from the madness of family life. Join now and say goodbye to migraine-inducing interruptions forever!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

GraveCraftersUnited

#coughing, Apology, Boundaries, cold, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, disowned, family, family dynamics, Fever, Frustration, Funeral, generational differences, GraveCraftersUnited, Migraine, misunderstanding, personal space, Respect, Sickness, sore throat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Animals Bred:	58	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saying “NO” won’t get you arrested, but might just save you from getting poked and teased by your virtual grandmother! Join us for a wild adventure where you can actually be left alone when you’re sick, unlike in real life where you might be disowned for standing up for yourself.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been told they’re not sick when they clearly are, and for those who just want to be left in peace while they mine and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a special feature where you can wear a mask in public without getting yelled at – what a concept!

So come join us on this crazy journey where you can escape the madness of real life and enjoy some much-needed peace and quiet. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual family members who actually understand the concept of personal space and boundaries. See you in the game!

🦜 Parrot SMP 🦜 (Not Modded) (SMP) No Whitelist! 🚫

24/7, Adventure, Community, Competitions, creativity, Discord, Events, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, Memories, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, Parrot, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, smp, story/lore, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	476
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Bird SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Server
Season Start	September 7th @ 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT
Age Requirement	13+

Why Join Bird SMP Season 1?

Own origin selection
Experienced server owners
Fun mods included
Community events and competitions
Roleplay-friendly environment
24/7 active server
Quests for rewards

Apply Now! Join our Discord and follow the steps to get started: https://discord.gg/cM8yqyxjxW

We can’t wait to see you in Bird SMP!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Bird SMP?	Bird SMP is a modded Minecraft server combining Origins mod with a Vanilla+ modpack.
Can I create my own origin?	Yes, you can add your own unique origin once it’s approved for balance.
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, the server is 13+.
When does Season 1 start?	Season 1 starts on September 7th at 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT.
Are there community events and competitions?	Yes, there are community-driven events, competitions, and seasonal celebrations.
Is the server roleplay-friendly?	Yes, the server supports story/lore and rewards players matching their story/lore.
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 with no stinky free providers.
Are there quests on the server?	Yes, quests are available and they offer great rewards.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Book, Characters, crime, detective, Fiction, Gripping, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious ending, Mystery, No. 687991140, novel, page-turner, plot twist, reading, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected twists.

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous server where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is filled with crazy characters who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on our server and experience the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

””at such young age, damn” Minecraft SMP”

“Youth, adolescence, age, damn, early years, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, smp, TEENAGE, teenage years, young, young adulthood, young age, young and free, young and restless, young at heart, young generation, young life, young minds, young people, young souls, young spirit, Youthful

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Votes:	4038	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBreakers: Need a Break from MyCraft

Autonomy, BlockBreakers, Break, caregiving, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Commitment, Communication, disabled partner, ENM, ethical non monogamy, feeling alone, feeling guilty, feeling neglected, HEARTBREAK, MARRIED, me time, migraines, mycraft, polyamorous relationship, relationships, Support, time alone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Potions Brewed:	53	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and find some much-needed “me time”!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any guilt or obligations. Need a break from taking care of others? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Who needs a polyamorous relationship when you can have multiple Minecraft worlds to explore? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. Who knows, you might even find a new friend or two along the way!

HappyCraft SMP

Feel-Good, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness factors, happiness overload, happiness rush, happiness surge, happiness triggers, happy feelings, happy moments, happy thoughts, HappyCraft, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant happiness fix, instant joy, instant mood lift, instant smile, joy, positive vibes, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Votes:	7276
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the joy of punching trees and building giant phallic structures with a community of equally deranged players! Need a break from the real world? Come relax in our virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s render distance, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be the one to finally give him the explosive hug he’s been waiting for?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the server and establish a new pecking order. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the chaos begin!

SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

astute, Brainy, Bright, bright-minded, Clever, dumb, Insightful, Intelligent, knowledgeable, misunderstood, not as dumb, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, sharp, sharp-minded, shrewd, Smart, SmartCraft, underestimated

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7807
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9308
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, artillery, defense equipment, defense minister statement, defense procurement, european security, German Defense Minister, German-Ukraine relations, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, PISTORIUS, PzH2000 howitzers, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

lol so like, ukraine be gettin’ 77 Leopard 1 tanks and 12 PzH2000 howitzers from germany like it’s a giant game of minecraft or somethin’. imagine rollin’ up to battle in a freakin’ tank, just blowin’ stuff up like it’s no big deal. come join our server and be part of the epic tank battles, we got explosions, chaos, and total mayhem. you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now and let’s wreak havoc together!

BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder

american woman, BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder, Conflict Resolution, death, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Investigate, investigation, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, occupied West Bank, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, The White House, Tragedy, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base just like the white house but way cooler. we got diamonds for days and a pet creeper that loves to blow stuff up. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Elite Safari Predators

action, alien creatures, dangerous game, deadly creatures, destructive, Elite, elite class, exotic animal hunting, hunting, hunting trips, intergalactic beings, movie villains, Pointless, predator movies, PREDATORS, rich elites, Safari, safaris, Sci Fi, species, thrill-seekers, Wealthy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	6138
Dragon Eggs Found:	5572	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Dimension Hops:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta be a part of this madness!

So, like, imagine this: on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the world! And guess what? The llamas are actually aliens in disguise who are plotting to steal all the diamonds in the land!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon – the Predators from the Predator movies! These bad boys are the ultimate protectors of our server, and they will stop at nothing to defeat those sneaky llamas.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, that’s right! You’ll have to navigate through treacherous obstacles and deadly traps just to survive. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s go, gamers!

MoS2 Magic: Excitonic Adventures

Adventures, Excitonic, Magic, MoS2

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Molybdenum disulfide on steroids, bro! We got transition metal chalcogenide up in here, makin’ it the next-gen semiconductor of da block!

Our ETH Zurich researchers be usin’ colorimetric sensing to track all da physical properties of dis MoS2 stuff. We talkin’ excitonic response, amorphous-crystalline transition, all dat good stuff!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most high-tech Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you got Molybdenum disulfide, am I right? Join now and let’s get this party started!