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CraftyJoy Minecraft Server

carefree living, carefree spirits, contentment seekers, CraftyJoy, embracing joy, ENJOYERS, finding happiness, fun lovers, happiness chasers, happiness is key, happiness seekers, joy enthusiasts, just, just enjoyers, leisure enthusiasts, living in the moment, living life to the fullest, Minecraft, pleasure seekers, positive vibes only, relaxation lovers, Server, stress-free living

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1459	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is for “just enjoyers” like you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…a talking parrot who gave them magical powers! And that player went on to become the ruler of the entire server, all thanks to our “just enjoyers” community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pigmen who ride around on giant chickens and battle against evil mobs with bacon swords. Join them in their quest to protect the server from destruction and earn yourself a bacon sword of your own!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Welcome to the world of “just enjoyers” – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

ConflictCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, communication skills, conflict avoidance, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution counseling, conflict resolution methods, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, conflict resolution therapy, conflict resolution tips, conflict resolution training, ConflictCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional control, emotional intelligence, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	93
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Are you tired of constantly getting into fights in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world where you can battle it out with other players without any real-life consequences.

Our server is the perfect place for those who just can’t resist a good fight. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie looking to blow off some steam, our server has everything you need to satisfy your inner fighter.

And the best part? You can walk away from a fight whenever you want without any lingering anger or rumination. So come join us and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun environment. Who knew Minecraft could be such a therapeutic tool for resolving real-life conflicts?

TurkeyCraft2021

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, decision, emotional labor, family, gatherings, holidays, Hosting, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, self-care, stress, Support, Thanksgiving, tradition, TurkeyCraft2021

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no crazy uncles showing up uninvited or passive-aggressive emails about who’s bringing what dish.

Join us for a drama-free Thanksgiving feast where you can enjoy virtual turkey and ham without any family arguments. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family dynamics, so you can focus on building and crafting to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Trust us, you won’t find any stroke-induced drama here – just pure Minecraft fun. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyNSFW: Share Your Proud Secrets!

Adult, Alluring, CraftyNSFW, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Proud, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, Secrets, seductive, Sensual, Share, Steamy, taboo, tantalizing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic structures to hosting naked skin contests, our server is the place to let your naughty side run wild. So come on, join us and let’s get NSFW together!

ArcticSubs12: Defend Canada from Russian & Chinese invasions!

Arctic, arctic circle, Arctic defense, ArcticSubs12, Canada, China, Chinese, DEFEND, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, invasions, Maritime, Military, military technology, nato, Naval, north pole, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strategy, Submarines, submarines procurement, Surveillance

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1318	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Arctic defense base but in Minecraft! We need 12 new submarines to protect our land from Russia and China who are tryna invade our icy territory. Join us and help us build the craziest underwater base ever! We got polar bears as guards and penguins as our allies. Plus, we have secret igloos filled with treasure and diamonds. So come on and join the coolest (literally) server out there!

Legit Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7539	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Legitimate Vanilla

This means there are:

1. NO Rules2. NO Staff

What happens to this server is entirely up to the people who play it.

legitvanilla.cloudnord.net

Grimwald SMP: Where skeletons pay rent and creepers follow building codes

apply, building, codes, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, follow, Griefers, Grimwald, hackers, Minecraft, Minigames, Pay, pay to win, Plugins, Projects, Rent, rules, Server, Skeletons, smp, Updates, Voicechat, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity Voicechat	This is optional but it’s there if you want to use it
Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks	For quality of life enhancements
Coreprotect	Instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing
Hard Difficulty
Democracy	All major server decisions are voted on by the players
Updates	To new versions soon after they come out
Vanilla-like Configs	TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.
Friendly Community
Minigames and Events
Group Projects
No Pay to Win
Apply Here:	Application Form

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, as long as you follow the rules.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Some quality of life datapacks are used, but the server is mainly vanilla.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows reverting the world to previous states and banning responsible players.

4. Are there any in-game communication features?

Proximity voicechat is available as an optional feature.

5. Can players participate in server decisions?

Yes, all major server decisions are voted on by the players.

”TF2Craft Server”

Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.

But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCraft Polska Server

demokracja, dyktatura, EDYCJA, historia, komunizm, LÍDER, Minecraft, opozycja, partia, polityk, polityka, polska, Polska Ludowa, Propaganda, przeszłość, PZPR, rewolucja, rząd, sekretarz, Server, socjalizm, wybory

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Buildings Constructed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Emeralds Found:	5610
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?