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What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	84
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9661
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crops Grown:	5730	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mines Excavated:	2140
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2168	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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