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DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	509606	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	5009	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Farms Harvested:	645
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

CEOGrindinMinecraft, ceos, Communication, daily tasks, Decision making, delegation, employee management., financial management, goal-setting, high-pressure, industry knowledge, innovation, leadership, long hours, Meetings, networking, problem solving, responsibilities, smp, strategy planning, Time management, vision setting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

PixelPoundsSlimming

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9455	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Steve, build a castle with Herobrine, and battle it out in epic PvP matches with Ender Dragons!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive content like a secret dungeon filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade OP gear, and even a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither boss to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Ender Portal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to anger the mods – they’re known to turn griefers into chickens and ban them to the Far Lands for eternity. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy your boring Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and even a wombs of the Gods archive (whatever that means)!

Cucks, Bulls, and Waifus/Avas are all welcome to join in on the fun. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as they secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck. Bulls can tease cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. And Waifus/Avas can ramble on about their love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with other players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself impregnating someone’s waifu while they watch in horror. Don’t miss out on the fun!