Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
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ConfessCraft Minecraft Server
4chan, abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, Cheating, ConfessCraft, Emotional Abuse, emotional damage, hurt men, Infidelity, long distance, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Moids, morally ambiguous, online confessions, online dating, Polyamory, poor communication, Revenge, Server, sexual relationships, toxic relationship
Are you tired of boring, drama-free Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayal, and revenge plots that will make your head spin.Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real game is navigating the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs of our players. From secret rendezvous in the virtual world to backstabbing betrayals that will leave you gasping, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and chaotic energy that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of virtual revenge against toxic exes and shady players?
Join us now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and scandalous shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft!
CraftySteve’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, career developments, CraftySteves, current activities, daily routine, future plans, goals, health and wellness, hobbies, interests, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, professional life, recent projects, self-care, Shenanigans, smp, social media updates, these days, Time management, What is he doing, work-life balance
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!Join our SMP if you want to witness the legendary battle between the Chicken Army and the Pig Rebellion. Trust us, you’ve never seen a war like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Get ready to dance the night away with some of Minecraft’s most notorious mobs.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the elusive Diamond Sheep. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
SisCarRage Minecraft Server
Babysitting, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, cabin rental, car usage, Communication, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, fair treatment, family drama, family dynamics, Minecraft, payment, Server, sibling conflict, SisCarRage, sister, sisterly love., temper tantrum, train station, Transportation, vacation, Wedding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama!Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the hassle of dealing with entitled siblings. No more temper tantrums or demands for payment for babysitting – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about sharing cars or being stranded in a cabin with a moody teenager. We have plenty of virtual transportation options to get you where you need to go in style.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the adventure begin!
VacaGoneWrongMC
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this GF’s relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of wood or stone.Our server is so amazing, even if your BF suddenly becomes a moody bitch like in the story above, you won’t even notice because you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.
Don’t let your vacation be ruined by relationship drama, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a chicken. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a moody BF on vacation.
GriefGuru in Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your lost diamonds like they were your ex’s phone number? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to heal your broken heart with laughter and shenanigans!Join our server and you’ll never have to face the pain of losing your favorite pickaxe again, because our community is so tight-knit, we practically share each other’s inventories. Need a new best friend after your dog despawned mysteriously? Look no further, because our players are more loyal than any tamed wolf.
And if you’re still not convinced, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that a diamond block the size of a village is waiting to be discovered, guarded by a dragon who breathes fire made of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave hero to claim it, or will you end up as just another burnt marshmallow?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sanity from all the laughter and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Blocky Blissville
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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your quest for glory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!FishyApocalypse
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join our epic minecraft server and escape the fishpocalypse! swim through the streets of a greek port filled with over 100 tons of dead fish, but watch out for the zombie fish trying to eat your brains! build a fish fortress and defend it from the evil seagulls trying to steal your loot. team up with other players to create the ultimate fish army and conquer the underwater world. don’t be a fish out of water, join our server now and make a splash!HeartbeatCraft
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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE WEARIN A LONG-TERM HEART MONITOR LIKE A BOSS. U WILL BE IDENTIFYIN 52% MORE CASES OF ATRIAL FIBRILLATION AND U WILL BE FEELIN LIKE A SUPERHERO. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! U WON’T BE REDUCIN HOSPITALIZATIONS DUE TO STROKE, CUZ U WILL BE TOO BUSY BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTIN OFF CREEPERS. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD!What is the IP for Stackswopo Minecraft Server?
Stackswopo is a multi-talented artist, producer, and songwriter hailing from New York. With a unique blend of hip-hop, R&B, and soul influences, Stackswopo has been making waves in the music industry with his dynamic sound and thought-provoking lyricism. He is known for his catchy hooks, smooth flow, and introspective storytelling, making him a standout artist in the urban music scene. Keep an eye out for Stackswopo as he continues to elevate his career and make a lasting impact on the music world.Welcome to ParadiseMC, where we keep it semi-vanilla and the dynamap is always missing!
Chestshop, Dynamap, Eventwars, Item-Based Economy, missing, No paid exclusive features, ParadiseMC, Semivanilla, smp, Towny, Veinminer
ParadiseMC Server Overview Server IP (You need to get whitelisted on the discord server first: paradisemc.mcserv.fun
Map: http://paradisemc.mcserv.fun:8123
Discord: https://discord.gg/pZpWezSCq8
Features
- Dynmap
- Towny
- Eventwars
- Chestshop
- Item based economy
- No paid exclusive features
- Veinminer
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer How do I join the server? You need to get whitelisted on the discord server first. Visit the provided link and follow the instructions. What plugins does the server have? The server has Dynmap, Towny, Eventwars, Chestshop, Item based economy, No paid exclusive features, and Veinminer. Can I create or join a town on the server? Yes, you can use the Towny plugin to create or join towns and participate in a player-driven economy.