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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2368 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.