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Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ores Mined:	2836
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Potions Brewed:	143

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

TalentlessButCool

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12

So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

TerraCrafts Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

mc.terracrafts.com

Tophat

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Crops Grown:	8427
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Votes:	9097	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

tophat.mysrv.us:25261

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!