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Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Because nothing says “I’m over it” like building a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our community is full of players who will support you through your post-breakup Minecraft therapy sessions. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away those heartbreak blues together!

DrunkCraft: The Bar Brawl Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Have you ever seen a drunk player in Minecraft try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, our exclusive “Drunk Minecraft Olympics” event will have you laughing until you cry as players compete in ridiculous challenges while under the influence. So come on over and see what all the drunken shenanigans are about – just make sure to watch your back around those pigs!

NerveCraft: Mind-Body Connection

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! our longest nerve in the body is like the boss of this server, connecting ur mind and body in ways u never thought possible!

imagine urself mining for diamonds and suddenly u start feeling all tingly and relaxed. that’s cuz our nerve is sending signals to ur brain to chill out and enjoy the game even more! it’s like a massage for ur brain, but in minecraft form!

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will blow ur mind! like one time, we had a giant creeper invasion and everyone had to band together to defeat them. it was epic! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let our longest nerve take u on the wildest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Farms Harvested:	750	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Windpress is a publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality books on a wide range of topics. With a focus on innovation and creativity, Windpress strives to bring unique and engaging content to readers around the world. Their team of experienced professionals works tirelessly to ensure that each book is meticulously crafted and meets the highest standards of quality. Through their dedication to excellence, Windpress continues to make a mark in the publishing industry.

DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBT+ Friendly Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, Community, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord communication, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hermitcraftlike, java, Ledger, Lgbt, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4874	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season	Season 12 (hosted on 1.21)
Members	350 server members, 550 total members

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply through the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Private ticket system
Diamond economy
Anti-Xray plugins
Organized events
Pokemon channel

Are there any mini seasons in the server?

Yes, mini seasons are held to bridge the gaps between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes like space, magic, etc.

How important is Discord for the server?

Discord is essential for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required to be whitelisted on the server, but there is also a Discord Member role available for chatting and breaks from playing.

AffordableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchantments and potions? Look no further, because on our server, we’re making America affordable again! Join us for a wild ride where you can trade your useless dirt blocks for valuable resources, thanks to our revolutionary economy system.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s no chicken nugget!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted unlimited pork chops for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wonderful server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Make America affordable again, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – WowCraft SMP – The World of Minecraft Generators

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to ride a Korkron Nightsaber into battle? We got you covered. How about wielding a Stormhammer weapon transmog? We’ve got that too!

Our server is like no other, with events that will blow your mind and challenges that will test your skills to the max. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret portal to the World of Warcraft… 😉

MaidMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t force you to wear skimpy maid costumes to join the party! Unlike some beach party guy who shall remain nameless, we believe in respecting boundaries and having a good time without any weird rich people requests.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that actually values your comfort. No need to worry about being pressured into anything you’re not comfortable with, because on our server, we’re all about having fun in a chill and inclusive environment.

So leave the drama and skimpy costumes behind, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a beach party when you can have a blast with us? Plus, we promise not to ask you to dress up as a maid, unless you really want to…just kidding! Join now and let’s have a hilarious time together!

VacayWreckedCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Gods Slained:	2

So, picture this: you’re chilling on your deck, minding your own business, when suddenly, a wild elderly couple appears next door! But wait, they’re not just any elderly couple, they’re the BBQ-hating, jacuzzi-avoiding, angry neighbors from hell! This dynamic duo decided to rent out the house next door and immediately started throwing shade your way. But fear not, for you are the ruler of your own deck kingdom! Show them who’s boss by asserting your dominance and staying on your deck until the wee hours of the night. Who needs sleep when you can assert your backyard dominance, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to recreate this epic showdown with your virtual neighbors! Build the most epic deck kingdom and show those pixelated neighbors who’s boss. Will you be the BBQ-hating neighbor or the deck-dominating ruler? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of unpredictability and chaos!

Join us if you dare, where once safe activities like mining for diamonds or building a cozy little house can quickly turn into a death-defying adventure. Our server is like a rollercoaster of danger, with surprises around every corner. Who knows, maybe that cute little sheep you were trying to shear will turn into a bloodthirsty monster!

Experts once thought that playing Minecraft was a harmless pastime, but on our server, it’s a whole new ball game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun definitely is!