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Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, Blue Archive General, Crafty, Defense, Essence of Beauty, Events, guides, Hieronymus, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crops Grown:	7789
Void Gems Collected:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!

But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!

Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you’ll have to serenade a creeper to sleep or face the consequences! And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hieronymus” event where you’ll have to face an urban legend with insane torment and red damage – good luck surviving that!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on “The Fury of Set” in the Limit Break Assault event where you’ll have to wear light armor and battle it out in the field? Or maybe you’d prefer the “Total Assault: Goz” event where you’ll be trapped indoors with insane torment and red damage – sounds like a party, right?

Join now and experience 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions like never before! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a limited time banner featuring characters like Satsuki, Chiaki, and Ako in a dress – because who doesn’t want to see Ako slay in a fabulous gown while fighting off zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Items Found:	3285
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s like a rave party gone wrong! And don’t miss out on the opportunity to face The Fury of Set in a field with light armor – it’s like a fashion show meets a battle royale!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with Satsuki, Chiaki, Ako in a dress, Makoto, and Ibuki – they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, but with more explosions! And let’s not forget about Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki, and Yuzu – they’re the ultimate maid squad ready to clean up the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy events, insane battles, and a whole lot of fun! Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3775	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8127	Dragon Eggs Found:	4603
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! And don’t forget about the Total Assault against Goz in an Indoors setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s a real nail-biter!

But that’s not all – we have special limited-time events like the Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade and the Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. Get ready to party like never before in Minecraft!

And if you join now, you’ll have the chance to meet Satsuki, Chiaki, Ako in a dress (limited edition!), Makoto, and Ibuki – they’re the coolest characters you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Plus, we have Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki in a bunny outfit (limited edition!), and Yuzu – they’re the maid squad you never knew you needed in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for double the bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft party you won’t want to miss!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blockbusters, blue archive, Bounties, Bunny Girl, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, elastic armor, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, goz, guides, Hards, hyakkiyako lantern festival, jp, Kikyou, kurokage, Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Maid, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Millenium Logic, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Renge, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Toki, Total Assault, Urban, Welfare, yuzu

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic minigames like “Who Stole The Pudding” where you’ll have to use all your logic skills to uncover the culprit. And don’t miss out on our Alabaster Calling Card event, where you’ll attend a Mansion Masquerade and discover the Essence of Beauty (spoiler alert: it’s not what you think)!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set, where you’ll battle with special armor that gives you the power of a god. And if that’s not enough, face off against Goz in Total Assault with even more special armor that will make you unstoppable!

And for our global players, get ready for the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, where you’ll navigate through a mystical lantern-lit world. Plus, join the General Student Council in Balancing Schale’s Books and see if you have what it takes to keep everything in order.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the Elastic Armor and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Project2025Camp

camping activities, camping checklist, camping essentials, camping experience, camping gear, camping hacks, camping preparation, camping safety, camping tips, emergency preparedness, Nature exploration, outdoor adventures, outdoor excursions, outdoor skills, Outdoor Survival, Project 2025, Project2025Camp, survival skills, training drills, Weekend camping, wilderness training

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	264	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

come join our epic minecraft server and prepare for the apocalypse with our weekend camping trips that are basically like training drills for project 2025!!! who knows what will happen in the future, so you better be prepared by honing your survival skills in the virtual world of minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for when the zombies attack. trust us, you don’t want to be caught unprepared when the world goes to sh*t. so join now and start training for the end of the world…or just have a good time building cool stuff with your friends. whatever floats your boat, man.

CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets

ai, Artificial Intelligence, basics, BULLETS, cancer care, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, Experts, health service, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hyped, innovation, Magic, magic bullets, medical advancements, medical technology, NHS, novel solutions, patient care, prioritise, Tech, Tipping Point

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	688	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more magic than a wizard’s hat! Forget about boring old tech and AI, we got cancer care basics on lock! Our health service is at a tipping point, but don’t worry, we got all the “novel solutions” you need. Plus, our experts are so smart they can turn a block of dirt into a diamond in seconds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic begin!

IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternate world, Anime, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy world, isekai, IsekaiCraft, Journey, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, new world, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reincarnation, Server, Shikkaku, Supernatural, tonight, Trapped, Web Novel

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Animals Bred:	176
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Farms Harvested:	123
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.

So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

YuriCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Anime, Diversity, emotional connection, Fiction, gender, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Literature, love, Manga, Minecraft, personal preference, reading, relationships, romance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, storytelling, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

art, attitude, baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, creativity, drawing, family, Future, gender, hobby, Jealousy, Niece, nieces, Nursery, NurseryCraft, Painting, relationships, sexism, sister, Son, Support

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

RespawnReligion

Afterlife, Beliefs, death, divine justice, Eternity, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Karma, nirvana, Paradise, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Religion, RespawnReligion, resurrection, salvation, Soul, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyCholesterolBusters

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Cholesterol lowering, clinical trials, Coronary artery disease, CraftyCholesterolBusters, drug therapy, Evolocumab, Healthcare, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, Lipid management, medication, PCSK9 inhibitor, pharmaceutical, research, review, Secondary prevention, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	115	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

Background, birthplace, BlockyWorld, city, Country, culture, geography, heritage, home address, Hometown, Identity, location, Minecraft, Nationality, Origins, place of origin, Region, Residence, Roots, Server, TOWN, Village, where you from

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5652	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

2024.., 4chan, activity with Pokemon, advances, desuarchive, FAQ, Gay, Minecraft, open guide, PixelPoke, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, question of the day, Rentry, RP thread, Server, starting guide, Straight.., Trash thread, weirdest shape, Wheel Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server

$11 Billion, billion, boom, dividends, Dividends on War, Economy Boom, Economy Boom Billion, Minecraft, Pocket, Pocket $11 Billion, Riches, Rubles, Russian, Russian Tycoons, Russian Tycoons Boom, Russian Tycoons Dividends, Russian Tycoons Economy, Russian Tycoons Pocket, Server, tycoons, Tycoons Pocket, War Economy, War Economy Boom, War Economy Dividends

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Buildings Constructed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crops Grown:	4820

come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible!