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Gisele’s Ex’s Server: French Cuffs & Cufflinks
so, like, omg u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the founder got arrested by the french police, how crazy is that??? apparently, the ex-husband of gisèle pelicot was using the website, like what even is happening?? join now for all the drama and excitement, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, trust me!! #minecraftdrama #frenchpolice #gisèlepelicot -
Robots vs Humans: Job Craving
yo, u ever feel like robots be takin’ over everything? well, come join our minecraft server and escape the robot apocalypse! we got crazy challenges like fightin’ off robot armies and buildin’ epic fortresses to protect humanity. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks you could ever want. so come on down and show those robots who’s boss! -
Bloom SMP
Bloom SMP Minecraft Server
IP Address play.bloomsmp.net Supported Version 1.9 – 1.21.4 Features:
- Anti griefing
- Cross play
- Welcoming community
- Active Discord
- Friendly staff team
- Regular events
Bloom SMP is a non-modded server with gameplay enhancing plugins. The mod team ensures a friendly playing experience for all players.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
FAQ
Question Answer Is Bloom SMP a modded server? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net on version 1.9 – 1.21.4. Are there events on Bloom SMP? Yes, there are regular events hosted on the server for players to participate in. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, anti-griefing measures are in place to protect players and their builds. -
Ethereal Isles 1.20.5
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – there’s a r9k user who claims to be a woman on here! I know, right? Who even knows what that means, but it’s gotta be some crazy shiz if they’re talking about it. So, like, come join us and unravel the mystery of the r9k woman in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I tell ya. -
EyeRoller Minecraft SMP
OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!
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SpiteCraft: PetPettiness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!
But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.
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Insured? Nah, Just Craft!
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the diamonds sing. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena.why should you join? well let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken with a jetpack. true story bro.
also, we have a secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. you wanna be part of that? of course you do.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs insurance when you have us?
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SwitchCraft: No Blank Ballots!
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the players are like protesting against this one dude, right? And like, because of all the protests, the dude gets less votes and loses support for his cray-cray policies. It’s like a total riot up in here, but in a virtual blocky world! Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution against the far-right (or left, I guess) and make a difference in the Minecraft political landscape. Plus, there’s like, free virtual picket signs and riot gear for all new players. It’s gonna be lit, fam!