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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2035 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1507 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!