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  • MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

    MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

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  • GreenZoneCraft

    GreenZoneCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and your brain stays sharper for longer! if you live in a neighborhood with low SES, this server is perfect for you because it will make your brain go brrrrrr! imagine being able to remember where you left your diamonds for once, thanks to all the greenness around you. and don’t worry about the highly populated neighborhoods, we have plenty of space for everyone to build their dream base. so come on over and experience the cognitive benefits of our green paradise!

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  • Creeper Inflammation: Mindless Midlife

    Creeper Inflammation: Mindless Midlife
    hey u, ya u, do u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz get dis, dis server has been proven by SCIENCE to make u smarter in da long run. like, if u join dis server now, u will be like einstein by da time u hit middle age.

    so like, if u want to be a genius and pwn some noobs at da same time, den u gotta join dis server ASAP. forget about all dose other servers, dis one is da real deal. trust me, i read it in a science book once.

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join dis server and become a minecraft mastermind in no time. da world is waiting for ur big brain plays, so hop on and start flexing ur intellectual muscles. let’s get smart and crafty together! 🧠🎮

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  • MinecraftMemories: MethylationMadness

    MinecraftMemories: MethylationMadness
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood memories, feel like a teenager again, and even experience the wisdom of midlife all at once! our server is so lit that it will actually reverse your DNA methylation age acceleration and make you feel younger than ever before!

    imagine building a house with blocks while also improving your cognitive function and becoming a master builder in the process. our server is like a magical potion that will make you smarter, funnier, and more attractive to other players.

    we have secret quests that will challenge your brain, mini-games that will test your reflexes, and a community of players who will become your lifelong friends. join us now and start your journey to eternal youth and endless fun!

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  • Cubed Chaos: Where Minecraft meets midlife crisis. Join our questionable decisions today!

    Cubed Chaos: Where Minecraft meets midlife crisis. Join our questionable decisions today!



    Cubed Chaos Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Versionb1.2
    World File Size50 GB
    HighlightsA friendly community-focused server inspired by YouTube SMPs like Hermitcraft, with a diamond economy and individual player bases.

    FAQ

    What datapacks are installed on the server?

    • anti endermen grief
    • anti ghast grief
    • armour statues
    • Armoured Elytra
    • coordinates hud
    • double shulker shells
    • dragon drops
    • durability ping
    • kill empty boats
    • larger phantoms
    • more mob heads
    • player head drops
    • redstone rotation wrench
    • terracotta rotation wrench

    What are the crafting enhancements available?

    • coral blocks
    • craftable blackstone
    • blackstone cobblestone crafting
    • equestrian crafting
    • flint to gravel
    • straight to shapeless
    • more stairs
    • powder to glass
    • renewable gilded blackstone
    • rotten flesh to leather
    • sandstone dyeing
    • slabs stairs to blocks
    • uncraftable ice
    • uncraftable nether wart blocks
    • universal dyeing
    • wool to string

    What are the server rules?

    • Don’t be a prick.
    • No Griefing.
    • No Thieving.
    • No exploitation of game glitches.
    • No use of abusing packs such as X-Ray.
    • No Asking for Admin or Mod Permission.
    • Respect the shop system and prices set by shop owners.

    Do I need to be a YouTuber to join the server?

    YouTubers are welcome, but not required.

    How can I apply to join the server?

    Join the Public Discord and undergo a 30-day probation period.


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