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RedstoneKGBinDC
AMERICANS, BETRAYAL, cold war, Defeat, Democracy, Disappointment, emotions, Espionage, foreign policy, Global influence, Government, History, international relations, KGB agent, Oval Office, Politics, power, Presidency, RedstoneKGBinDC, soviet union, united statesHey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of losing in the Cold War and having a KGB-agent in the Oval Office? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us and fight against the forces of communism in epic battles that will have you feeling like a true American hero. Build your own capitalist empire and show those commies who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret group of bald eagles who are always watching over us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
CraftyZelenskyUS
Congress, CraftyZelenskyUS, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Impeachment, impeachment inquiry, international relations, investigation, phone call, Politics, president trump, President Zelensky, salvageable, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine scandal, united states, US relations, Whistleblower, White House clash, Zelenskyso, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep everywhere. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to funky beats? it’s lit, fam.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of his wand. true story, bro.
come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyCuts Minecraft Server
Availability, cleaning, CraftyCuts, cutting policy, deep cleaning, Manager, Minecraft, open availability, Pay, Restaurant, senior manager, Server, Servers, Shift, side work, spiteful, Stocking, Tables, worker bee🌟🌈🍄 HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER?! WELL, DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU! 🍄🌈🌟SO, IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WORKING AT A RESTAURANT IN MINECRAFT, RIGHT? AND THEY CHANGE THEIR POLICY ON WHO GETS CUT FIRST! LIKE, WHAT?! IT’S A WHOLE DRAMA, I TELL YA! 🍔🍟
THEY START CUTTING BASED ON WHO HASN’T BEEN CUT IN THE LONGEST TIME! LIKE, WHAT KIND OF CRAZY IDEA IS THAT?! 🤪🤯
SO, YOU AND ANOTHER SERVER ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH OPEN AVAILABILITY, AND YOU’RE USUALLY IN AT 3:45. BUT YOU’RE DOING ALL THIS EXTRA WORK FOR LESS PAY! IT’S A REAL MINECRAFT MELTDOWN! 🔥💥
YOU TRY TO STICK UP FOR YOURSELF AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE BEING CALLED SPITEFUL! LIKE, WHAT?! 😱😡
SO, ARE YOU THE AITA FOR WANTING TO CHANGE YOUR AVAILABILITY? NAH, YOU’RE JUST A MINECRAFT LEGEND TRYING TO SURVIVE IN THIS CRAZY SERVER! JOIN US NOW FOR ALL THE WACKY FUN! 🤣🎮🚀