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  • Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server

    Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9736
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 New Chunks Explored: 434404
    Zombie Dances: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TinyCraft: Where even the manlets can rule the world!

    TinyCraft: Where even the manlets can rule the world!
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2971
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever feel like you’re towering over everyone in your country because they’re all midgets (or manlets as we like to call them)? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is the same height, no matter how tall or short you are in real life. Say goodbye to feeling like a giant among ants and embrace the equality of blocky avatars.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and groove to the beat of their undead DJ. Who knew the Nether could be so lit?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs who drop diamonds instead of pork chops? That’s right, you can soar through the skies on your very own diamond-encrusted pig and live out your wildest dreams of opulence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where height doesn’t matter, undead creatures know how to party, and pigs can make you rich beyond your wildest imagination. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LonerCraft Minecraft Server

    LonerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9777
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having friends who take up all your mental space? Do you crave the sweet solitude of being a loner? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and revel in the glory of being a social outcast, where the only friend you need is your trusty pickaxe.

    Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers won’t bother you, they’ll just admire your dedication to isolation from afar. Build your fortress of solitude and never worry about pesky companions invading your personal space.

    So if you’re looking for a server where being a loner is not only accepted but encouraged, join us now! Who needs friends when you have diamonds, am I right?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoWebDevNecessary Minecraft SMP

    NoWebDevNecessary Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 9769
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 123 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Mines Excavated: 1344 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of coding in boring old languages like JavaScript and Python? Are you ready to level up your programming skills in a way that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and learn the ancient art of Rust programming while surviving in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue villagers. Our server is the perfect place to hone your coding skills while also perfecting your block-building techniques.

    But beware, the challenges you’ll face on our server are not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground, guarded by a dragon made entirely of code. Only the bravest and most skilled programmers will be able to defeat this beast and claim the legendary loot hidden within.

    So if you’re ready to take your coding game to the next level and have a blast doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who needs webdev when you can learn Rust in the most epic way possible?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

    InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 7784
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

    But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

    GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 1770
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

    Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAccused

    CraftyAccused
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2273
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Animals Bred: 121
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution

    SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3584
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 95
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!

    SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8499
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6762 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Supernaluna Minecraft Server

    Season Season 2
    Launch Date 07/06/24
    Website Play.Supernaluna.Com
    Discord https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

    Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

    Features:

    Important Rules:

    • No Griefing or Stealing
    • PvP must always be consensual
    • NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
    • Zero tolerance for hate speech

    Contact:

    • Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist on the server? No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
    Are there any age restrictions? The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered.
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods.
    What happens if I break the rules? Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned.

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 349
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

    But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

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  • OverItMinecraftSMP

    OverItMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9974
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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  • MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

    MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8273
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5407
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

    But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

    So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

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