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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9917 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 233 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!
And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?