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CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

antitrust, Artificially Inflating, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyMeds, Drug Costs, drug prices, FTC, government regulation, Healthcare, lawsuit, legal action, LITIGATION, market manipulation, Middlemen, pharmaceutical industry, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drug, Price Fixing, price gouging, Sued4PriceHike, sues

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	1384	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

MineTrail Minecraft Server

Amh Araeng, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, MineTrail, mist, Mord Souq, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween, primal, ravana, Resources, Roleplaying, RP Glory Hole, Server, Shadowbringers, Shirogane, tokusatsu, Twin Peaks, Ultros, watch party, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic meetups like Shadowbringers Shared FATE grinding, Golem Alts Meetup, and even a Zombie Movies watch party!

But that’s not all, we also have official RP Glory Hole Meatups, Mahjong Open Tournaments, and even a Costume Party Mixer! And don’t miss out on our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s going to be spooktacular!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unforgettable memories!

Seinfeld Minecraft SMP Gen X or Boomer Core

90s nostalgia, boomer, Boomer-core, classic, comedy, core, cultural impact, Entertainment, Gen, gen-x, humor, iconic, iconic characters, jerry seinfeld, larry david, long-running series, Minecraft, new york city, observational humor, pop culture, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, television, tv show

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Farms Harvested:	864
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Gen X Boomer-core extravaganza! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, dad jokes, and epic builds that will make you question reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. The music was bumping, the dance moves were lit, and the creepers were dropping sick beats. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the madness too!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost sanity or blown minds while playing on our server.)

GF’s Sis Sleepover Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional blackmail, family dynamics, family pressure, gfs, girlfriend’s family, living situation, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationship, Server, setting boundaries, Sis, sister-in-law, sleepover

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of privacy and personal space? Look no further than our server! We promise not to let your girlfriend’s sister crash at your place twice a week, even if her classes end late and start early. We believe in the sanctity of your living room, where your TV and PC reside peacefully. Join us for a drama-free experience where you can build and mine in peace, without any emotional blackmail from family members. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

SisStealsMyLoot

cost basis, custodial accounts, Decision making, emotional conflict, ENTITLEMENT, family communication, family dynamics, family estrangement, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, grandparent gifts, Inheritance, Interest, mutual funds, Resentment, sibling relationships, SisStealsMyLoot, wills

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of family drama and financial disputes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual empire! Just like the $66k in the mutual fund, you can grow your wealth and resources in the game.

Forget about splitting funds with your sister, on our server, you can keep all the diamonds and emeralds for yourself! No need to worry about strained relationships or biased opinions, just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

And who needs a will when you can leave a legacy in the form of epic structures and redstone contraptions on our server? Join now and let your creativity run wild without any family drama holding you back!

OverratedBandMinecraftSMP

mainstream music, Music (Industry), music analysis, music artists, music controversy, music critics, music culture, music debate, music discussion, music evaluation, music fans, music industry criticism, music opinions, music rankings., music reviews, music taste, music trends, overrated band, overrated musician, OverratedBandMinecraftSMP, popular music

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic one out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Creeper Whisperer,” a player who can tame creepers and ride them into battle. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, cherished memories, favorite moments, historical highlights, historical milestones, historical moments, History, iconic moments, impactful events, important occurrences, key events, memorable events, memorable occasions, noteworthy moments, pivotal moments, significant happenings, significant milestones, standout events, turning points, unforgettable moments

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Villages Defended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Do you want to be a time traveler in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can go back in time and witness epic historical events like the invention of the wheel, the building of the pyramids, and even the first ever game of rock, paper, scissors! Join now and experience history like never before – just watch out for any pesky dinosaurs that might try to photobomb your selfies with Cleopatra!

HebrewCraft: Ground Ops vs Hezbollah

Armed Forces, border security, Conflict, Defense, ground, ground operations, HebrewCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, Lebanese army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military intervention, Ops, regional tensions, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	145
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Towns Built:	6

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz we got israel up in here, straight up conducting ground operations against hezbollah in lebanon. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, right? come join the chaos and see if u can survive the epic battles between these two factions. it’s like a real-life war, but in block form. plus, we got diamond armor for days and creeper explosions that will blow ur mind. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Record Breaker Minecraft Server

Achievements, Breaker, GREATNESS, hidden skills, hidden talents, Individual, Minecraft, Personal Best, personal milestones, Potential, RECORD, record-breaking, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, Server, unacknowledged achievements, undiscovered abilities, unknown accomplishments, unrecognized talent, untapped potential, world records

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4609	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Zombie Dances:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, like, you know how you’re, like, a total legend but you don’t even know it? well, on this epic minecraft server, you can finally unleash your inner record-breaking beast!

imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! you break the record for the most diamonds mined in a single day. and you didn’t even break a sweat!

or how about this: you’re out exploring the vast world, when suddenly you stumble upon the rarest mob in existence. you defeat it with ease and BOOM! you’ve just set the record for the fastest mob kill ever recorded.

and don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll create. your creativity knows no bounds on this server. you’ll be setting records left and right for the most jaw-dropping builds ever seen in the minecraft universe.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and unleash your inner record-breaking legend! who knows what crazy records you’ll set next?

2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., Celibate, celibate girl, Find, find girl, girl, Humanity, long tail tag, Minecraft, picrel, Save, save humanity, Server, task, tasked, year, year 2024

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

🤣 Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fate of humanity rests on finding one celibate girl in the year 2024! 🌎🚀 Join us for a wild adventure as you search high and low for this elusive savior while dodging creepers and building epic structures! 💥💪 Who knew saving the world could be so fun and ridiculous?! 😂 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places! Join now and let the quest begin! 🏰🔍 #SaveHumanityWithUs #MinecraftMadness

Yuru Camp Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Birthday, Camp, Campfire, camping, Cozy, Exploration, friendship, Japan, Minecraft, Mountain, Nature, outdoor activities, peaceful camping, Relaxation, rin, Scenic views, smp, solo camping, travel, winter camping, Yuru, yuru camp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Buildings Constructed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, it’s Rin’s birthday in Japan! And you know what that means… non-stop celebrations and cake for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond blocks with just a snap of his fingers. Want to learn his secrets? Join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be blessed with the power of Blocky Bob too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.