Middleman Discord Minecraft Servers

Middleman Discord Minecraft Servers

  • Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

    Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5917
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

    You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

    So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • SassyCraft Minecraft Server

    SassyCraft Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3342
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Magic Items Found: 2415
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

    Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

    Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

    So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • SisShopSansMomCraft

    SisShopSansMomCraft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 90/800 Votes: 322
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

    AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8741
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Votes: 6331
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • NoTVJustMinecraft

    NoTVJustMinecraft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5914
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Enchantments Applied: 202
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

    Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

    NavalnyBehindBarsCraft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5496
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 3232
    Towns Built: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Obsidian Peak

    Obsidian Peak
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6518
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 55 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Player-driven economy system
    Land claim to prevent griefing
    Shareable warps for shops and builds
    Discord events and community nights

    Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

    We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

    IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

    Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
    Can I create my own shop on the server? Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
    Are there any events or community nights? Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
    Can I apply to be a staff member? Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

    Ethereal Realms 1.20.5
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3950
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Alien Abductions: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 590
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Towns Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7462
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

    Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

    Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

    So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ExBlocker911

    ExBlocker911
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/300 Votes: 1296
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

    Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

    With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP